FML : Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in...

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jessefonsexy. - / Tuesday 7 December 2010 11:08 / United States

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By stronghand0331 | 17

#1808878 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:29

It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.

By grandpaearthling | 2

#1808803 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:17

hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee

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By TheSilentQueef | 0

#1808726 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:07

next time tell her se can squat on my tiny penis

ClickMyPicture | 0

#1808975 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:46

Is insulting yourself a new thing?

zkchild | 0

#1809021 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:52

She was just trying to make you cloths smell like piss.

zkchild | 0

#1809042 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:55

Your*

ClickMyPicture | 0

#1809090 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:00

clothes*

zkchild | 0

#1809217 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:15

Thank you

gunmania0 | 12

#1809253 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:21

Hot.

blonderabbit | 0

#1810025 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:54

just let it happen.

jewban | 3

#1810855 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 23:41

i am trying to picture this but how do you squat in a dresser like wouldn't it fall lol idk maybe some people have really big dressers

aguyeatingataco | 2

#1811306 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:51

yeah go poop in her dresser I agree

iSnowboard | 0

#1811911 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:10

haha

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1812664 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 10:41

uhh agree go take a dump n her dresser.

alex1502 | 0

#1821830 - Friday 10 December 2010 6:28

*in*

SittingInTheSky | 6

#2256054 - Monday 28 March 2011 17:53

WhaT the hell is wrong with you you pedo!!!

By crumbycool881 | 0

#1808730 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:07

o snap

aamor01 | 0

#2462471 - Thursday 5 May 2011 8:59

Would have pissed me off!

z620 | 0

#3175960 - Thursday 25 August 2011 5:40

Slap a ho

KyraJFoxx | 14

#5452543 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:17

Soooo.... did you happen to piss her off by any chance or is peeing in drawers something natural to her ?

By Michyxo | 14

#1808733 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:07

Ughh, gross.

By xBraindead | 0

#1808735 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:07

FYL O.o That sucks

BadasS14 | 0

#1812722 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 11:01

That stinks!

lolretard | 0

#4195385 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:35

By machiko_fml | 0

#1808756 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:10

Let her take a dump too.

ambition10 | 0

#1809165 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:10

haha XD

eftup | 8

#1809639 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:53

lol ew

By Michigan_Girl | 0

#1808761 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:10

Sounds like my sister...she squats in the middle of her bedroom floor to pee.

iliketurdles | 7

#1809393 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:46

Umm.. unless she's in prison then WTF?

cantdeleteaccount | 2

#1811959 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:31

NO! when youre in prison ur suppose to go in a corner. everybody knows that

By grandpaearthling | 2

#1808803 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:17

hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee

By wtfurcrazy | 0

#1808817 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:20

you should be thanking her. she has provided you with something to drink. APPLE JUICE! :D yummy!

mughni | 10

#1814004 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:01

Eewww :-p

SittingInTheSky | 6

#2256070 - Monday 28 March 2011 17:58

YOU are nasty!

By WallyTheWombat | 0

#1808832 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:22

Go poop in her drawer.

BDTM | 0

#1808855 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:26

agreed

MzKylz | 0

#1808938 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:40

better yet.. in her bed!

By SouthernRebfl | 0

#1808873 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:28

that's purdy damn funny!!! sux for u!!!

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