By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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stronghand0331 17

It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.

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grandpaearthling 2

hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee

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TheSilentQueef 0

next time tell her se can squat on my tiny penis

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zkchild 0

She was just trying to make you cloths smell like piss.

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blonderabbit 0

just let it happen.

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jewban 3

i am trying to picture this but how do you squat in a dresser like wouldn't it fall lol idk maybe some people have really big dressers

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aguyeatingataco 2

yeah go poop in her dresser I agree

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SittingInTheSky 6

WhaT the hell is wrong with you you pedo!!!

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aamor01 0

Would have pissed me off!

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KyraJFoxx 14

Soooo.... did you happen to piss her off by any chance or is peeing in drawers something natural to her ?

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Michigan_Girl 0

Sounds like my sister...she squats in the middle of her bedroom floor to pee.

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cantdeleteaccount 2

NO! when youre in prison ur suppose to go in a corner. everybody knows that

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grandpaearthling 2

hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee

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wtfurcrazy 0

you should be thanking her. she has provided you with something to drink. APPLE JUICE! :D yummy!

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SittingInTheSky 6

YOU are nasty!

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