By Anonymous - 26/5/2021 19:59 - Germany Another COVID FML Today I wanted to get my mind off of everything COVID, so I watched my favorite TV show. It’s about COVID now. FML I agree, your life sucks 797 You deserved it 90 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not4geeks - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States Looking for love in Alderaan places Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML I agree, your life sucks 32625 You deserved it 73868 436 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gail - 5/4/2021 00:30 Missed opportunities Today, I told my wife I walked away from a £5000 bet I had a good chance at winning, because I refused to embarrass myself in public. She responded with a Star Trek reference, "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack, rule of acquisition 109." My god, I married a heartless nerd. FML I agree, your life sucks 334 You deserved it 1090 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alex - 15/12/2020 13:58 Booty non-call Today, my girl sent me a naked booty pic, telling me not to be late home. When I got home, she was in dirty old sweatpants, too upset for sex because her celebrity crush died. Not in real life, in one of the TV shows she's watching. FML I agree, your life sucks 1231 You deserved it 183 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By micahmatt - United States Freak Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML I agree, your life sucks 72297 You deserved it 5031 249 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized that a few months ago, my parents bought my 12-year-old brother a PS5 with three games. At the same time, when I asked my parents to... I agree, your life sucks 110 You deserved it 6 2 Comments
Today, I’m only 24 but I get chronic fatigue syndrome every day and I just found out on Google that I either have Hodgkin’s lymphoma or liver cancer. This... I agree, your life sucks 67 You deserved it 14 2 Comments
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto... I agree, your life sucks 503 You deserved it 43 5 Comments
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact... I agree, your life sucks 698 You deserved it 56 5 Comments