soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
Blooman 1
hahahaha very true
020266t 5
Next time when your angry scream some curses on the air like all the other morons I know do.
CRiiSPY_fml 0
I actually hope he stood you up the next night too :L
zachherbert 10
Today, I was making sure everything was ready for my date tomorrow. My friends said she was a drama queen freak, but what did I have to loose? I was about to go get my clothes from the dry cleaners, but stopped when I realized that my new mustang gt was keyed. FML
lmngrl889 14
I have to agree. Yes being stood up sucks and all but still no reason to key someone's car!
benbenius 10
While I agree that it was not the right thing to do, keying someone's car does not make you a "raving lunatic criminal." To get that title you'd have to run two dozen people over with a stolen car while snorting coke.
Bombegranite 14
Are you really the guy?
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
bridgette5866 0
hahahaahhah, major props, and I completely agree.
donner1423 0
Haha, just pretend it wasn't you.
Bonte 0
Well now u can either be a complete cu/nt and deny knowing about it or you can pay for his paint job, u have serious mental issues
daemonsparta 16
and start the relationship with lies. totes would show what a keeper op is
Telcontar14 0
ditto to #1 I mean i understand being absentminded and forgetting a date, but messing with his car just cuz you thought you got stood up? Stupid. Almost as stupid as misspelling "tomorrow"
Crazy8chevy 0
She did spell tomorrow correctly, check before you speak,
ezra44 0
dumb ****
ps592 0
hahahhaa @ 638 thats exactly how i replied in my head
Reaper86 1
I love how you incorrectly corrected someone. What a tool.
Warez_fml 12
Then again, this was written in 2009 and a mod probably corrected the spelling in.her FML.
kristenlee 3
Just rekey the car professing your love and devotion to him. He'll understand :D
MagicMeds 0
:D
anoellem 1
That is a terrible idea.
that_band_nerd 22
I feel as if that were the rare "joke"
whiterabbit_fml 0
You are one crazy bitch. YDI.
Weetart 8
Maybe it's time to check yourself into a psychiatric ward. And it's more like FHL than yours. You had nothing to lose. If I was him, I would have called some ninjas to key your face BITCH.
nomorehope 0
thats really drastic and harsh ;/ sucks to be him it should be his FML
jillaroo53 0
YDI. Crazy bitch.
twindaddy 0
You sound like my psycho ex-wife.
Glam_fml 0
Geez, psychotic much? That seems like a pretty harsh reaction to getting stood up. It's more like F his life for getting his car keyed by a lunatic.