By single and hatless - 28/11/2015 03:46 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37

Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

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LilMissCanadian 22

Everyone knows beanies are sacred. Come on OP don't ya know

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2C0OL4SCH0OL 17

I guess he should date his beanie hat then if he throws away a 2 year relationship that easily lol

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Tripartita 44

My thought exactly; it's the only logical alternative. I mean, technically, she could only date the beanie on a Thursday which her back facing the moon, but you get the idea.

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TH_Insomniak 15

I do so maybe not force your own ignorance on every one else.

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R2Y2 22

Relationship sounded like it was over already, usually it's just a case of looking for an excuse, a way out. Thats really bad though, sorry OP.

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Mathalamus 24

Must have been one hell of a beanie hat.

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thatguy240 27

Maybe he wanted to end the relationship and didn't know how.

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PaigeCutright 16

And queue the boyfriend finding his hat under his bed in a few days then feeling like an asshole.

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Epikatz 22

Doubt he'll feel like an asshole. The relationship obviously was not that important to him. And he'll have his hat back.

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shoower_fml 9

If he did, don't think he would say sorry, EGO, Is one hell of a drug.

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Miss_Chevious 37

Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

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Irum_M 8

He must really love that beanie if he's thrown away 2 years of being in a relationship.

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