By single and hatless - 28/11/2015 03:46 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 368
You deserved it 2 237

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Well it is a rather serious matter

Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

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Well it is a rather serious matter

Everyone knows beanies are sacred. Come on OP don't ya know

I guess he should date his beanie hat then if he throws away a 2 year relationship that easily lol

My thought exactly; it's the only logical alternative. I mean, technically, she could only date the beanie on a Thursday which her back facing the moon, but you get the idea.

12, no we don't.

I do so maybe not force your own ignorance on every one else.

mds9986 24

Enlighten us, 28.

He sounds really immature op.

That's the point.

Relationship sounded like it was over already, usually it's just a case of looking for an excuse, a way out. Thats really bad though, sorry OP.

Well, did you?

Mathalamus 24

Must have been one hell of a beanie hat.

thatguy240 27

Maybe he wanted to end the relationship and didn't know how.

And queue the boyfriend finding his hat under his bed in a few days then feeling like an asshole.

Epikatz 22

Doubt he'll feel like an asshole. The relationship obviously was not that important to him. And he'll have his hat back.

If he did, don't think he would say sorry, EGO, Is one hell of a drug.

Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

He must really love that beanie if he's thrown away 2 years of being in a relationship.

Well that escalated quickly!