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The Top
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Rude awakening
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hyde Park
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Gushing
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Gooooooooooal!
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Class of 2010
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Introverts of the world can relate
By Trooper - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Caterham
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codyolimason tells us more.
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Turn of phrase
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It wasn't me
By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom
Don't look!
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Stuck
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That's tasty
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Thanks, I hate it
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Tense
By kiwi023 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
Nope nope nope
By kill me - 07/05/2016 00:58 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey guys it's OP I'm honestly surprised this was published considering its my first FML, but that's besides the point and for those of you if you're curious my dog is a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel named Bella. I was with the guy for about a year and 8 months and he had always been the sweetest. To all the people who are saying he broke up with me because of other reasons, he broke up with me about a week after he asked me to move into his apartment and he realized I had a dog(even though he has met her on multiple occasions) I guess I should mention I had just arrived with a moving truck to move my stuff in. So I don't know what other reason it could have been. So I should clarify that it was technically my new place. I left the dog at the apartment while I went back to my previous apartment to see if it was possible to get it back, and I had no where else to put her because all of my family lives about 800 miles away and this happened when most people were at work so I couldn't ask my friends. I also wasn't going to leave my dog in the car with all this heat. I asked my ex if she could stay while I went back to my previous apartment and he said it was okay as long as I got her before he had to leave for work(which is understandable). And to those who offered comments about how I could get her back, THANK YOU for the input. I did rescue her and have had her about 2 years, so I do have documents from the vet, stating she is mine. She is also a registered therapy dog so I have all the registration paperwork for that.