Well at least she isn't actually hurt

Time for OP to clean.

Screaming? A wet cloth? A kitchen? Hmmm.. This case is getting even more confusing...

Oh no! A wet cloth! What will OP do?! Their life must be in shambles...

Well... Atleast ur moms not a wet blanket

That awkward moment when the wet cloth isnt water..

Now that there is true love.

Are you saying you'd prefer she was seriously hurt?
Edit: someone beat me to it.

The mom who cried wolf?

Atleast she was in the kitchen.

I like her sense of humor.

And I agree with the posts above me, aren't you glad she wasn't hurt? She's just a good prankster bro. I would have laughed if I were you.

That must've put a damper on your day..
See what I did there?

I SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING DID THERE!!!

Yes. We see what you did there. Why? Are you incapable of doing anything better that you have to state your puns? If so, allow me to congratulate you. YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB.

Do you GET what I did there?

They do that on family guy... Well played sir.

What was the cloth wet from?

no... just no

Cabbages. It was wet from cabbages.

Not water.

it's not that bad.. she played a baby joke on you. You can joke back.

Haha that's simple but funny joke. Good sense of humor!

*thinking of a sexist woman in kitchen joke*

Nope, nothing.

Teehee, the wet cloth dispenser strikes again! Fear her watery clothness!

Powered by redstone I hope?

I'm pretty sure no one will get this.

OP: What happened mom?!
Mom: *throws wet cloth* HAHAHAHA! Oh, wipe the counters now since you're here.
OP: ........