By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 894
You deserved it 2 764

Same thing different taste

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FYLDeep 25

Unless you were throwing rocks at people's convertibles, you should be fine.


scottovious 0

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I remember when I made up stories to be cool...

krazy_glu3 0

did they get together to gang up against you? I don't see how this could possibly end with YOU being in trouble. you have nothing to worry about.

FYLDeep 25

Unless you were throwing rocks at people's convertibles, you should be fine.

farkin people today.. you try to help them and they Put a lawsuit on you.. let em die NeXT Time!!

Gee if only there were people you could hire to help you when you have trouble with the law and have to talk to the police. They could be trained in a school - we could call it hmmmm a "law school". Oh well. I guess you will have to go it alone.

Lol. Some people's only knowledge of the justice system is what they've seen on Law and Order SVU or CSI. Or the ones that consider themselves to be experts on any and all legal matters because their cousin Jethroe was on an episode of C.O.P.S. after his meth lab blew up.

Sinkhole 26

So you're saying that the justice system is not really how it's portrayed on TV?!? Dammit, now I need to go study for my tests. You saved me from writing that essay based on Dexter, I thought that's how things worked :(

lawyers don't come cheap, so it's still a shitty situation

TrollsHaveSouls 0

prejudice packaged potato clocks made from the finest amsumish fire places at a ke$ha concert

so they all got together to collaborate on a story making you the bad guy.... riiiiiiight.