By AmySweet - 18/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML
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ciarafox9 9

My mouth was watering reading this..

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Mirorbo 26

....Must I point out the obvious? Your husband is a dick...

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exotica_fml 6

he should've bought 2 then

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YourEvilHero 12

sounds really good. probably would've done the same

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eminemchick 19

you have exceptional food describing skills

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Should've eaten quicker :D

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chiddy_bang71 0

Frosting coated ecstasy? Sounds kinky.

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ashleylucky16 6

I love how you added an 'lol' after you raged. :)

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ashleylucky16 6

Whoops ^ that reply went to the wrong comment.

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captianKool 4

HE bought it and was nice enough to give you some..... I don't see the problem

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zbajis 7

I guess chivalry is dead after all.....

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chocol8m 6

Haha ((: u can only eat so fast when ur having a food orgasim (:

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Duh-uh It's a recession!

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theaws0m3guy 4

Hide yo' pastries!

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ljbgamer 1

76 :D I love your picture

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enopola 5

She should have gotten her ass up and got one, hell he was nice enough to give her a bite, he never said anything about the whole thing.

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z3vil 11

OP says clearly that it was bought for HER cause of her low blood sugar, not him and she just got a bite

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astarwarsfan 0

Cinnamonroll'd?!?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

172 - Her blood sugar was DANGEROUSLY low. I doubt she'd have the energy or time before she inevitably fainted to go get her own. Fuck you and your idiocy.

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MissMisc3 7

Ha! XD I love that comment.

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ciarafox9 9

My mouth was watering reading this..

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Lanceeden 12

Make one yourself. You're a girl. duhhhh

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genesisnirvana 11

29-I really hope you're being sarcastic.

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sxe_beast 11

Mine as well. Heading to the store to buy some cinnamon rolls... RIGHT NAO!

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MrSexyPants 14

I just found cinnamon rolls in my refrigerator and I can't believe I got so lucky. I have to eat them now. It's an unspoken fml rule.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

2 has a pregnancy fetish

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Most females do, it seems like

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snuffypeacee 0

mine too!

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j_cat187 19

Omg that reminded me about the cinibuns in the fridge to bad I'm too lazy to cook or spell correctly

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sxe_beast 11

I ate me some cinnamon rollllllllllllllllz XD!

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alliewillie 22

As rude as that was, your life is hardly screwed. Go get another one.

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AlexRen 21

cinnamon rolls are delicious.

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skyeyez9 24

Cinammon rolls baking in your oven...OMG. The delicious aroma fills your entire house!

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eurekaroy 6

I'm allergic to cinnamon :(

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eurekaroy 6

I'm allergic to cinnamon :(

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Newboyz00185 0

On the other hand, fat rolls are atrocious

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theaws0m3guy 4

Damn right they are!

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jigsawbanana 0

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SugarCrazy 14

You'd rip a cinnamon roll out of your spouse's hand when their blood sugar is dangerously low...? Damn, I feel sorry for whoever marries you.

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wishfulmidget 0

nobody likes your pic. thats why the thumbs down. take the hint. try having an awesomer pic like mine

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Your pic scares the shit out of me, I don't find that epic....

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gamerhead 3

57- ha! Ur name reference

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hayleybailey888 0

actually I like your picture and it's probably what I would have done. but afterward I would throw a packet of fruit gushers at her.

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jigsawbanana 0

Sorry y'all take a joke? I would never really do that..cinnamon rolls are yummy.

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sulitak 27

then you buy two. you don't take it from your wife with dangerously low blood sugar. ESPECIALLY a pregnant wife. that kind of shit can effect your future child. Her health needs to come first when pregnant. Now, I can see my DH stealing HALF if I wasn't preggers... so if you aren't lying about joking and/or missed the pregnant part I can kinda see how you thought the joke would be funny. But still, health problems should still trump your liking a food

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Mirorbo 26

....Must I point out the obvious? Your husband is a dick...

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eminemchick 19

maybe a ****** too:D

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mynameis1339 0

No because anyone that's decent knows that's a dick move

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Soloman212 28

Don't be so harsh! It's a cinnamon roll! They're irresistible!

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404wan 19

The point is that he got it for her because her bloodsugar was dangerously low. Giving her one bite and then just grabbing and eating the rest? Thats ****** up.

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ashleylucky16 6

Or maybe he wanted to be in frosted ecstasy along with his wife... it's a mutual experience.

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elmogoezRAWR 0

They could have a foodgasm at the same time.

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cherry72 13

Sounds likes ops hubby and mine are twins! Mine would do something selfish like that too! Wish I knew before the "I Do's"

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Lenho 26

#55 Not if he takes the bigger part. Mmh... that somehow resembles the reality :(

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buckeye08 10

55 - you mean an oralgasm? (:

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MyPupRox 2

holy crap! its a cinnamon roll! i dont see how that could of actually ruined your day or ****** your life, unless you're really fat...

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Katy326 10

What a butt!

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mk58 31

Oh my god, your profile picture is ******* scary. And I'm one to talk.

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eminemchick 19

na 41 u seem like my kinda guy;)

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elmogoezRAWR 0

What what, in the butt.

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Lanceeden 12

Wanna do it in ma butt, in ma butt?

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MrTittySprinkles 7

75- Take the seat off your bike and do it your self.

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ThEKID96 4

Where did you get that shirt? I want to buy that epic thing for my gf now.

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Iheartfunny 1

I love the way OP described it.Because I once sat in frosting coated extasy. But not the same way she did .Brings back alot of memories... warm sticky memories *sigh*

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omgthatsosuppera 4

gasp! shame on him

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Lovesglee 3

Those r yummy, I cant belive that S.O.B. took it! :(

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luvppl 6

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leearm104 4

What do you not understand about this? Because it's hard to make this much simpler.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I believe it is not as much an issue of understanding as it is an issue of relevance...

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lekiat 0

Will he take your boob out your future baby's mouth and feed himself instead?

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MrTittySprinkles 7

Well if he dosn't I will.

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