By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
Kakapo4Ever tells us more.
This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(
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Only thing I can say is, wash that foot! Yuck. Poor little gecko!
Thanks for sharing.
Was the Sandshrew shiny?
Oh my god that's hilarious
Sir, you have made my day, and probably also won the internet. Please take my thumbs up!
I came to the comments section purely for a geico reference lol
Poor little thing..
Awww poor little gecko. Well at least you didn't see and didn't do it on purpose.
Don't feel so responsible, op, even a caveman could do it.
First FML I seen in awhile without negative votes on the comments...
Until now
@14 he said WITHOUT negative votes
Well, it's there... And there... And there....
Poor baby ):
This makes me sad :(
Well, just something else to clean up now, and the foot.
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he just wanted to save you 15% on car insurance
I have small kids. Dropped food is more than just a possibility here. Thankfully the only animals invading the house are insects or (harmless yet scary looking) spiders.