Today, my pain-in-the-ass co-worker is finally leaving. Unfortunately, I was chosen to do the bulk of her job. She has given me no training and on her last day, just smirked at me on her way out and said, "Enjoy doing my job too, fucker." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML
Today, I found out that one of my subordinates, who is whiny, incompetent, undermining, the definition of passive-aggressive and stupid, was given a pay raise. She now makes more than me. My boss values a complete moron over me. FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my two weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I quit my job after being the only one to do my job, the boss's job, and the other guy’s job. Their way of saying thank you for being the best employee they'd had was to fuck me on my paycheque and give me $70 for a week's work. FML
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Top comments
Makko 20
Explain to your boss about it, and maybe the load will be shared, or you could be helped!
Marynfrankie 19
Wow, what a bitch! And you should definitely talk to your boss!
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Comments (34)
bodyguerdson 16
I feel sorry for you, it's hard to find a likeable job
Sillsallad 15
Nah, I think a lot of people don't really know what they want to do and end up doing ANY job. If you know what you really would like to work with, it's not that difficult enjoying it
Enzymatically 14
well... you wanted her gone. gotta take the good with the bad. Becarful what you wish for!
Makko 20
Explain to your boss about it, and maybe the load will be shared, or you could be helped!
xoxoblondee 31
I hope she gets fired from her next job.
Marynfrankie 19
Wow, what a bitch! And you should definitely talk to your boss!
thefmlman2011 37
Good Luck
nreed32 20
She probably was shitty at her job to begin with, and you will do just fine. She obviously was never a good employee.
revolvearoundme 15
You know you can say no, no doesn't mean rape and yes doesn't mean anal. Tell them you want proper compensation for the ******* job you do. And if you do anal that's a big extra.
MDoremis 38
What the **** did I just read?
RedPillSucks 33
either responding to the wrong FML or the job was in the **** industry
trellz17 19
Fuuuuuck her.
americanafrican 32
No one ever gets paid enough to deal with stupid people
chocolatelover96 14
True,if I did, I'd have enough to comfortably retire to a tropical island for life
pita2423 10
I have found that no matter where u go you will find stupid people.