By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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zinoxity 23

Well, did he direct it towards you or just in general? I think you're fine, OP.

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darwinism 30

I bet you were farting in class instead of learning grammar. Everybody farts mate.

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JMichael 25

Since when did you have to be fat to fart? Everyone does. It's your body's way of releasing pressure build up in the stomach.

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JMichael 25

Is he the son of Michael Moore?

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NemusKiller 5

OP you have been Challenged!

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PoptartsKid 13

Next time put some heart into your fart. There's no such thing as stopping; you can only start. It's how to to distinguish the bad from the good fart apart.

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zinoxity 23

Well, did he direct it towards you or just in general? I think you're fine, OP.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

you should of told him prove it that way if any one else heard you fart their attention would of been on him and not you.

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ethan_unoxx 29

Don't worry you're not alone. It happened to a lot of us.

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iLike2Teabag 27

He who denied it, supplied it.

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blazerman_fml 17

He who did the rhyme did the crime.

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over9000skittles 15

But you are rhyming, too, so it was you who farted!

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WeakYoungTeen 21

You should have said "Challenge accepted..."

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ethan_unoxx 29

if I were you I would have said challenge accepted.

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ImAFaker 29

It's all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****.

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