Love: Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it.... - FML

By sniffmyzebra - 20/10/2015 19:46 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 22:37

Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:26

Sounds like the date really sucked!

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:27

he's got talent.

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MedChew 19

Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:23

Such a sucker

cole_tyler42 21

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 11:03

It was probably a Dyson. Attractive name AND great product.

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:28

Read the FML.

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:28

well, did you read the fml?

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:57

Got lazy reading half way through the FML, did we?

SubparAtBest 23

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 20:24

Have you tried turning yourself on and off again?

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Monday 26 October 2015 3:01

Oh my god, I just saw the fml, it was 5:00 in the morning when I read this and I guess I blanked out because I swear I only saw "my bling date tried to sell me a vacuum" and I was in a hurry for the first few comments, I apologize sincerely

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:26

Salesmen will do anything for commission these days...

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:26

Sounds like the date really sucked!

Abhimanyu 14

Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:26

Someone posted the same shit before -_-

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:27

he's got talent.

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 11:18

Damn straight. That's one helluva salesman.

iwanttogotoparis 26

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:28

Raw talent

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:29

He sucked your money

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:33

Moron

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Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:47

He didn't try, he SUCKceeded in selling you the vacuum.................I'm sorry...I'm new here :(

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