Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it....

By sniffmyzebra - 20/10/2015 19:46 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML

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Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.

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By odamaliekh | 26

#6440653 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:26

Sounds like the date really sucked!

By sniffmyzebra | 14

#6441216 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 22:37

Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more!
Did I do it right?
I'll leave.

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By MedChew | 19

#6440650 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:23

Such a sucker

cole_tyler42 | 21

#6440679 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 11:03

It was probably a Dyson. Attractive name AND great product.

By gogo44444 | 28

#6440651 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

odamaliekh | 26

#6440658 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:28

Read the FML.

keiNan_fml | 35

#6440659 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:28

well, did you read the fml?

cheeeksss | 29

#6440676 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 10:57

Got lazy reading half way through the FML, did we?

SubparAtBest | 23

#6441099 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 20:24

Have you tried turning yourself on and off again?

gogo44444 | 28

#6444610 - Monday 26 October 2015 3:01

Oh my god, I just saw the fml, it was 5:00 in the morning when I read this and I guess I blanked out because I swear I only saw "my bling date tried to sell me a vacuum" and I was in a hurry for the first few comments, I apologize sincerely