By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 889
You deserved it 2 939

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Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

Please tell me it was a sexy voice mail to op. Otherwise leave that cheater

Could that be her profession and she was working from home?

Then you need to be sexing her more

Wow, thats out of order

How in the world is that out of order? Cheating goes both ways dipshit.

Number 17's comments profile picture is perfect for what he said

We can only hope she was talking to your voicemail.

or Jake from State Farm

Well that was a close call

I don't know why you are getting down voted I thought it was hilarious

You mean your now 'ex' girlfriend?

wtf is wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?! I'm sorry but if my boyfriend was having phone sex with some chick, we would be over!

I agree unlike this asshole

It was girlfriend not boyfriend

Yes but as we can see from her profile picture she is in fact a women. So based on these findings we can simply assume that given the context of her statement she was putting it into a relatable veiw point for herself.

*Ex-Girlfriend, or just have a talk with her about it. But that's seriously fucked up

i would of called her on the phone and told her to get the fuck out of my house lol

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

So this means she set it on vibrate.

Maybe she just forgot to tell you that she got a new job with the 1-900 hotline.