By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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meatball4122 11
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Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

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IAmzephyr 22

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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meatball4122 11
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Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

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howard007 18
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Please tell me it was a sexy voice mail to op. Otherwise leave that cheater

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Cads1 24
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Could that be her profession and she was working from home?

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Blackhawk706 23
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Then you need to be sexing her more

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spamhands1 18
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Wow, thats out of order

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TheCookieComet 23
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How in the world is that out of order? Cheating goes both ways dipshit.

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PleaseTickleUs 7
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Number 17's comments profile picture is perfect for what he said

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Sazzles 17
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We can only hope she was talking to your voicemail.

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Allornone 35

or Jake from State Farm

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cksmith51 14
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Well that was a close call

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oscillation26 3

I don't know why you are getting down voted I thought it was hilarious

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chefnoel22 11

You mean your now 'ex' girlfriend?

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listner1 9
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wtf is wrong with you?

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chefnoel22 11

What's wrong with you?! I'm sorry but if my boyfriend was having phone sex with some chick, we would be over!

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Nickt21 11
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I agree unlike this asshole

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876t786t6oi 12
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It was girlfriend not boyfriend

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knight2109 12
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Yes but as we can see from her profile picture she is in fact a women. So based on these findings we can simply assume that given the context of her statement she was putting it into a relatable veiw point for herself.

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Hoopachi 19
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*Ex-Girlfriend, or just have a talk with her about it. But that's seriously fucked up

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Girlshotdown1 21
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i would of called her on the phone and told her to get the fuck out of my house lol

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IAmzephyr 22

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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PenguinBitch 43
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So this means she set it on vibrate.

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gary8082 14

Maybe she just forgot to tell you that she got a new job with the 1-900 hotline.

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