Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big...

By TheCrossingChick - 30/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

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By NoobHat | 6

#3663127 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:57

I really hope you had a Twix.

By FYLDeep | 25

#3663122 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:57

Jack-o-ass!

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By bbedlock_fml | 7

#3663079 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:45

Try telling him you're colourblind!

HoboSmeller | 6

#3663107 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:53

if OP said they were colorblind, how could they tell if their bosses wife was wearing an orange shirt in the first place?

kaprookie | 3

#3663225 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:26

Be honest, tell him his wife looks like a man in a pumpkin suit. Or throw a teaspoon of vinegar in his eye and kidnap a plastic tub and eat some grapes. Everything will be alright.