Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML
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NoobHat
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I really hope you had a Twix.
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FYLDeep
| 25
Jack-o-ass!
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bbedlock_fml
| 7
Try telling him you're colourblind!
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HoboSmeller
| 6
if OP said they were colorblind, how could they tell if their bosses wife was wearing an orange shirt in the first place?
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kaprookie
| 3
Be honest, tell him his wife looks like a man in a pumpkin suit. Or throw a teaspoon of vinegar in his eye and kidnap a plastic tub and eat some grapes. Everything will be alright.
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bugmenotmofo
| 34
Don't expect any promotions in the future.
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DK1234567
| 8
Should have said that you couldn't tell cause the picture was to small
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butterz1839
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Sometimes it's hard to tell
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FYLDeep
| 25
Jack-o-ass!
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FMLucky
| 5
Hahahaha so win
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NoobHat
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I really hope you had a Twix.
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bossroyd
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Need a moment
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Chew it over with twix
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BlAzEtHiS
| 0
Damn thats about a bitch. Need a minute? Grab a trix.
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DankTurtle
| 0
Its twix
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xiaoxaio
| 5
no he meant trix
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wolfgirl18
| 3
*Twix lmao what a fail
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
48- There's obviously a reference there so shut up.
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DontForgetMe4
| 0
"A beautiful pumpkin! "
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That0therguy
| 4
"Not in a big way!... Shit."
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evilscorpi
| 29
Im guessing there both big where you couldn't tell whos who?
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stevenmx86
| 7
Ydi for having to be the guy who made a funny comment when you saw the picture... Grow up...
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Red_Wing_Nut44
| 14
Shoulda had a V8
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dadof2
| 4
Wanna Get Away???