By TheCrossingChick - 30/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML
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NoobHat 6

I really hope you had a Twix.

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FYLDeep 25

Jack-o-ass!

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bbedlock_fml 7

Try telling him you're colourblind!

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HoboSmeller 6

if OP said they were colorblind, how could they tell if their bosses wife was wearing an orange shirt in the first place?

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kaprookie 3
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Be honest, tell him his wife looks like a man in a pumpkin suit. Or throw a teaspoon of vinegar in his eye and kidnap a plastic tub and eat some grapes. Everything will be alright.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Don't expect any promotions in the future.

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DK1234567 8
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Should have said that you couldn't tell cause the picture was to small

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butterz1839 3
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Sometimes it's hard to tell

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FYLDeep 25

Jack-o-ass!

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FMLucky 5

Hahahaha so win

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NoobHat 6

I really hope you had a Twix.

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bossroyd 4

Need a moment

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Chew it over with twix

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BlAzEtHiS 0
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Damn thats about a bitch. Need a minute? Grab a trix.

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xiaoxaio 5
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no he meant trix

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wolfgirl18 3
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*Twix lmao what a fail

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KiddNYC1O 20

48- There's obviously a reference there so shut up.

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DontForgetMe4 0
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"A beautiful pumpkin! "

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That0therguy 4

"Not in a big way!... Shit."

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evilscorpi 29
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Im guessing there both big where you couldn't tell whos who?

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stevenmx86 7
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Ydi for having to be the guy who made a funny comment when you saw the picture... Grow up...

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14
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Shoulda had a V8

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dadof2 4

Wanna Get Away???

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