By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML
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stig53kr 0

A CV is short for curriculum vitae or more commonly known as a résumé.

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notmuch 0

Wait what? Who pressed the charges if not you?

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plexico 3

You're lucky he didn't urinate or defecate on you. Don't screw with people on their way to the crapper!

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rukusrazor 0

Now you'll meet a different tough guy, your new boyfriend / cell mate.

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notmuch 0

Wait what? Who pressed the charges if not you?

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Rainman1310 0

I would think that the mark on your face would be enough to prove YOU were the one who got hit.

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H3avy 0

HAHAHA NUMBER 4! wow you better go find those witnesses!

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BaldOuting 0

if you got punched why weren't you the one to file the police report? then there would be no mix up on the names.

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sportsnut 0

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Divine_Mamma 11

He could've just stopped in to use the bathroom

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