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By twinzies - 20/02/2016 02:46 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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Creepypasta

By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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By CasaDeLoser - 11/03/2015 05:32 - United States - Kent

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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Doppelganger

By Rynne S. - 13/03/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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mermaidkeels 26

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:02

So if you guys had a kid together, would you be triplets?

The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 20 February 2016 19:55

One in a billion eh? I guess it never specified the gender...

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The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 20 February 2016 19:55

One in a billion eh? I guess it never specified the gender...

ananicosia 28

Saturday 20 February 2016 19:57

She's the man op

mermaidkeels 26

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:02

So if you guys had a kid together, would you be triplets?

candyolympics 17

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:39

Replied to the wrong comment, sorry.

JohnnyWake0 13

Sunday 21 February 2016 9:17

Best comment I've ever read on here

silky_mitts 11

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:02

Don't wear a man bun, they're ridiculous.

NotCharlieRost 15

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:01

*comment edited because I was stupid*

alex_gen 38

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:08

So if you had sex with her, you'd be ******* yourself?

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:13

I don't know. it sounds like a romantic comedy. although pretty creepy now that I think about it.

isnobodyhere 32

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:16

That's kinda cute! Lol

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:21

I'm not sure I see how this is an FML. You do realize it's possible for people to be born with a twin of the opposite sex, right? It's not like it says anything bad about you that this girl happens to look just like you...

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 24 February 2016 5:47

Not sure why I got moderated...the comment in question wasn't even remotely offensive or rude. All I said was that it's silly to be upset about this because whether or not OP is male has nothing to do with it. Twins of opposite sexes happen. And either way, how is it so bad that a girl in his school happens to look a lot like him? If making these points is offensive in some way, then someone here is being entirely too sensitive.