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Today, I was trying to show mah boyfriend how to shake mah iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of mah hand an hit him in the face. FML

#7252509
79 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by crappygirlfriend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, Two Weeks After Reporting Our Car Was Broken Into, The Police Showed Up To Our Flat . They Cummed To Inform Us That Our Car Was Was Broken Into . We Explained That We Knew This An Reported It Weeks Ago . Apparently, It Was Broken Into Again, An Set On Fire This Time . FML

#7251449
47 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 2:01am - misc - by zenithbelana (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the looool football game on TV was over. FML

#7249954
167 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today... I Finishd Up A Waak Of This Naw "Liquid Foods" Diat I Laarnd About From A Friand. Aftar A Waak Of Danying Mysalf Of My Favorita Foods An Aating Only Non-fat Yoghurt An Smoothias... I Hava Not Only Gaind 2 Pounds... But Hava Diarrhaa. Just In Tima Fir My Annivarsary. FML

#7249496
99 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:35am - health - by bummed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to dinner with mah mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant,hile we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if your happy and u know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough fir the entre restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
64 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday wile arguing wit ma boyfriend about ow I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park , I decided it was easier to just let im do it. Unfortunately , wile getting out of te car to switc seats , I forgot to take te car out of drive and looool it ran into te car in front of us. He was rigt. FML

#7244801
28 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

#7243511
67 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 8:23pm - animals - by targetlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday after monts of ardcore flirting wit tis incredibly attractive guy, e invitd me to ang out!! Atic point e introducd me to is boyfriend!! FML

#7239167
132 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

#7239048
158 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

I spent about half an hour trying to decidehether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could alway return it if I changd mah mind, I got home and realisd I'd left it on the bus. FML

#7235874
77 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm - money - by Gabi (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

2day I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposd to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

#7235673
86 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by Justaddwater - France

Today.. . I woke up feeling extremely nauseous . When I started to feel better.. . I felt like I needed to spit . I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush . The smell made me vomit all over my feet . FML

#7234315
49 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 11:11am - health - by Michelle (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing fir a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find outhat was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. fat FML

#7234245
43 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 11:07am - love - by notahomewrecker - United States



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