dannydane
Today, after not being active on Instagram in over two years, I was broken up with by my fiancé for following a man. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I have a feeling that wasn't the REAL reason. Was it just a man, or was it an ex-boyfriend, or your boyfriend's boss? I need more info!
Sinshine 28
Sounds like a made up reason. If that's his real reason, I'd say you dodged a bullet.
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Akitakat 31
Can you blame him? Who isn’t afraid of ‘Slender’man?!
hugtrees13 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What IS the point in following people on social media anyway? Do you get money for it?
PenguinPal3017 19
Are you from the 1700s? What's the point of commenting on f my life, do you get paid for it?
hugtrees13 16
Yes I did actually and because I can comment. So what IS the point in following people on social media?
dannydane 9
Do you not have friends, musicians you look up to, video game companies you like? Something?!
KittyMack 13
I follow a few people who aren't my friends, because they provide information (a reporter I trust), amusing quotes (a comedian), and thought provoking links (an activist), for a few examples. I can imagine people following musicians in order to keep aware of tour dates, or following actors directors or authors to be aware of when they release something new.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
You sound like a lot of fun.....
hugtrees13 16
Thanks that was nice of you to say that
RichardPencil 32
I have a feeling that wasn't the REAL reason. Was it just a man, or was it an ex-boyfriend, or your boyfriend's boss? I need more info!
dannydane 9
Take this in. You ready for this? A meme page. Memes. A guy just so happened to run it.
chosha_fml 27
If that’s true, don’t bother to try and get him back. Life married to someone who wants to be that controlling over your contact with men would be awful.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Sounds like he was looking for an excuse. Boy bye. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
ohsnapword 21
Dodged a bullet there. I'm sure the next girl he suckers into a relationship will find the cage cozy.
Sinshine 28
Sounds like a made up reason. If that's his real reason, I'd say you dodged a bullet.
sumocj 14
Were you literally following him?
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
And cue the violins! I’m waiting for the “what an arse! You deserve better girl!” Comments to coming flooding in like a tsunami of people who care WAY too much.
Tateybum 2
dont be a dick
onceuponatime456 16
He can't help it!
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
Why not? Being a dick could be lots of fun!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one
Lobby_Bee 18
By follow, you meant follow him home?
David Sanchez Sr. 4
tf you think guys want you to follow other guys? you women do the same to us. you deserved it.
Suaria 38
You shouldn't be so controlling over who your partner interacts with. It is called trusting your partner.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
It was a meme page ran by a guy, not a guy who was posting nudes. Big difference.
KittyMack 13
Yikes, just imagine being married to that freak... joint credit and savings, maybe a car & house together, maybe pets or kids... very hard to disentangle yourself at that point. But a possessive, short fused partner is definitely a partner you're gonna leave, sooner or later, harder or easier. Be happy it happened while he was still just a fiance.
onceuponatime456 16
Sorry but look at this as a bullet you have dodged. If he is jealous then you do not need him in your life. Do NOT forgive this self-centered of piece of shit, he is probably cheating on you!
dannydane 9
Exactly!