Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Geist_fml 0
are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?
Seti_fml 0
you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.
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Comments (111)
Geist_fml 0
are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?
TheLetterZero 7
I don't think that girl can drive yet.
beetman5 4
lol *like*
FarSide 23
Regardless if you have anger and road rage, or become easily distraught... If you cannot be in total control of your emotions, you do not belong behind a steering wheel operating a motor vehicle.
divineinstrument 2
Good point. I wouldn't want someone who gets that stressed out by a police officer driving a car. If the OP hit me with her car, she would probably just sit there bawling her eyes out while I bled to death.
SKYblue_fml 1
I have never been pulled over, and I think that if I am I will have NO idea what to do :.... I do not think I will be hysterical though.
luminis12 23
Do what the officer says? I'm pretty sure that'd be a good thing to do.
AMMM 0
wooooow you really need to chill the hell out.
coopcas 0
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I don't blame you, I'd freak out if I was pulled over, too. My brakes went out during rush hour and I rear ended a woman and burst out crying. >:
HamsteronA 0
woah get a life
Seti_fml 0
you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.
midwestjerk 0
What are you, sixteen? Seventeen? And what did you get pulled over FOR? Christ. It's a sucky experience, but most of the time you deserve the ticket. I got caught speeding once, when I was 18 - it was enough of a lesson for me. Pay attention to the road and own up to ******* up.
yaziyo 0
I'd be scared too after watching those American cop shows. "STOP RESISTING *hit* "
girlnexdoor 0
I was shaking when I first got pulled over. I pulled out about 5 different insurance papers before I found the right one to hand to him. So I understand your frustration. Acting all sweet and innocent will do a world of good though, I've been pulled over 3 times now, (never for speeding) and never even got a warning from the officers.
um_chandra 0
good baby
um_chandra 0
ghjghjgh
olisykes_ 0
yup. woman.
Hich17 0
Didn't get a warning...? Those cops are severely not doing their job.
emzmcgee 0
Not necessarily, it depends on what you're being pulled over for, could have been a busted tail light or something, most cops are pretty laid back about that sort of thing, especially if you're nice and polite to them.
girlnexdoor 0
Yeah, first time I was following too close behind someone because they were going 45 in a 60 because they slowed down when they saw the cop parked. Second time for not signaling while coming out of a parking lot. Third time I got pulled over because I didn't signal on a highway. So yeah, all I've got was, "be careful next time".
TheSuitGuy 0
If you're too much of an emotional wreck to handle being pulled over, you don't deserve the privilege of driving. YDI
dutchguy 0
Indeed, Christ, get a grip on yourself!