By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 326
You deserved it 6 058

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Contrary to popular FML belief, being at fault does not necessarily equal deserving it. Was he at fault for making the mistake of taking such a risk? Yes. Did he deserve being puked on for helping a friend? No.

#40: Lmao. You're a dumbass. She drove the drunk friend home. He didn't drive himself. Read it more thoroughly next time.

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agh. I hope you ran over his foot when you drove off. (1st)

First =D that really does suck though.. they should learn not to get so drunk. but I guess YDI it for knowing that he often pukes. :P

You're not first. I guess life is over now, huh? Gotta say, though, when I first read this, I thought it said he NEVER pukes, so yeah, he deserves it.

Nice. YDI for taking the risk, sorry. I'd make him call a cab :P

Contrary to popular FML belief, being at fault does not necessarily equal deserving it. Was he at fault for making the mistake of taking such a risk? Yes. Did he deserve being puked on for helping a friend? No.

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That sucks. I would take the wallet back after that.

Aww... he was just trying to do something nice for a friend. I would mental note this, though, OP, and just take 3's advice in the future.

I misread this and thought it said the friend never pukes. I change my mind. He deserved it. Or at least asked for it. Nice deed or no.

you would get the wallet and go to a car wash facility for premium service. Also how drunk was he if he was able to remember his wallet? What a tool.

This one Reminds me of this One (3656488) I'm NOT Saying its fake AT ALL, but They just remind me of one another...

I was thinking the exact same thing! And good thing you found the post number, because I didn't want to take the time to go look for it. I'm glad someone else thought what I thought.

That's cute. Did you guys kiss and make up?

At least he didn't puke in your car. You might get some on the seats/seatbelt, but it's a hell of a lot better than him tossing his cookies in the passenger footwell.

Their is another FML just like this but with a fart