Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be...

By joking0303 - 16/7/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By JessTrek | 0

#401497 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:11

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

By ithedarkknight | 0

#401463 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:04

Ouch that sucks seems like a lame excuse for your girlfriend to say... maybe it was the only one she had to get out while she still can XD

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By ithedarkknight | 0

#401463 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:04

Ouch that sucks seems like a lame excuse for your girlfriend to say... maybe it was the only one she had to get out while she still can XD

Eli0 | 0

#402244 - Thursday 16 July 2009 19:50

I agree this is fake. A person would have to have severe superstition issues-like to the point of OCD-to have it affect a relationship. The OP's username is also "joking0303"

pernicat | 0

#402569 - Thursday 16 July 2009 21:15

It could just be that she did not want to be with someone gullible enough to believe that stuff.

Superstitious | 6

#4091668 - Sunday 26 February 2012 14:37

"Superstition 'aint the way..."

By whatastory | 0

#401491 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:10

Yeah, I agree with #1.
Your GF saw her escape, and she TOOK IT.
Kudos to her.

By JessTrek | 0

#401497 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:11

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

By fenrisulfr | 0

#401498 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:11

don't be saddened!she would have broke up with you anyway... I mean, like #1 said, what a lame excuse for dumping someone...

By augapauga | 0

#401503 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:11

Well, don't be saddened. They aren't telling your future, they're giving you advice. So, stop crying and find someone who's not rude.

By Shyman4ever | 0

#401518 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:15

Sux 2 b u

By 4dakill | 0

#401558 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:24

evil cookie evil!! feed it to the dogz i say!

By xoxo_girl | 0

#401686 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:54

Pahahaha that's funny. Ur such a loser (:
And I agree with one and two

By Synsgirljojo | 0

#401705 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:58

Ironic much?

By _THE_MASTER_ | 0

#401723 - Thursday 16 July 2009 17:01

wow dude...wow...