By hockey9797 - 15/07/2009 19:50 - United States
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yeah i broke both my arm and leg on my right side and a few ribs it's not fake
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Sarcasm or no, I kind of agree 1. If the OP was badly hurt, she would've mentioned it, as it would've made the story better. Odds are, she was fine and just wants to get a story on FML. On the off chance I'm wrong, OP. Sorry your sister sucks so much and I hope you're okay.
Read comment 20, americayay. The OP has actually commented to tell us that she has quite a few broken bones, so she is far from fine. And what's wrong with wanting to get FMLs on this site? There are at most 15-20 submitted throughout the course of a day. We could do with some more.
uh, yes she would. there's something called a laptop. You can still type if you've broken a bone unless it's your hand. but he's typed it so obviously it wasn't her hand. i remember, once when i muntified my wrist i ended up typing by using a pen and poking the keyboard. :)
she was probely shocked, sorry that you got hit!! and if she was not shocked, she is just a bichts
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Well, if you were well enough to dial 911 yourself, then I'm not sure what you are complaining about. I'd be pretty upset about my phone too! Tell your sister that the commenters on FML love her to death!!! If I weren't already married I'd be all over that, unless she is under 18, in which case forget I said anything (one appearance on the Dateline predator series is more than enough for me)
I don't know, I kinda agree with 4. Well, kind of. I mean, the sister's a bitch, I definitely know that, but at the same time, cars don't just drop out of the sky and come out of nowhere. This is why it pays to be cautious and actually look both ways before you cross the street. When I drive, I see so many people not bothering to look. There are horrible drivers out there that a person has to watch out for. Pedestrians may have the right of way, but how right are you when you've been struck by an idiot driving a 3000-pound death machine comes your way? Yeah, dead right. Still, I would hit your sister with my car.
Um, what world do you live in? Cars DO just come out of nowhere and hit you. I've seen it with my own two eyes and it has been reported world wide so don't even try to deny it :) And you said that when you drive you see other people not even bothering to look. People aren't the street, hun. So by looking at them, YOU aren't looking. Alot of innocent people get injured and die in car crahses, but that doesn't mean that they weren't looking.
"Um, what world do you live in? Cars DO just come out of nowhere and hit you." Um, no. I'll guarantee you that cars have never "come out of nowhere". I swear. I've never seen so many morons get worked up about someone else's sense of humor. #36 - you're an idiot. You have to be the only one who didn't see the sarcasm. Believe me when I say it's pretty obvious that you're a teenager. You say that like that makes you immune to stupidity. Ignorance is at it's peak in a teenager.
86, you misunderstood. I mean I don't see pedestrians looking both ways, not drivers. They just walk out onto the street. Like hell I'd be looking at other drivers and be like LOL OH WAIT WHO'S DRIVING? But I can understand how that inference might have been made. It's not what I intended. I already know drivers are not very aware of pedestrian sometimes by being a pedestrian myself. I was saying pedestrians have to be REALLY CAREFUL when they walk. I ride my bike around too and I am extremely conscious of the fact that if a car doesn't see me, the pedestrian "right-of-way" isn't going to save my life when it hits me. Sure, the car is at fault, but your leg is still broken. Better safe than sorry.
i doubt that your sister would do that ydi for making this up or exaggerating