Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
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effthis
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hope your kids are ok
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ztpalmer93
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what did you do to deserve that
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kangaroo62
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FIRST!!!!!!!!
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fissionman1
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btw, glad to know what grade you're in.
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fyourlife33
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damn i had hope that maybe people were over the 1st outburst, wrong. and why the next person felt the need to say second im not sure. and i'm pretty sure you should have just beat his ass and left
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genius_man16
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DOES THAT HURT!?!?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's the funniest shit i've read today. FYL, but goddamn that's hilarious
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's the funniest shit i've read today. FYL, but goddamn that's hilarious
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spins615
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I wonder if #9 knows what a Sensei is...good luck kicking their ass you fucktard...to the OP, they don't outburst like that unless you did something your probably a punk like all the other goof's in my school... YDI.
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riley0_0
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way to say everything like that just based on assumptions.
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pyroanarchist23
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or maybe the senseis just a dick...maybe? lol
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Kyothine
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Nice job you attention-hogs. Replying to the first comment just so you can get your post on the top.
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pineappleassasin
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looks whos talking faggot
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gayguysf
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ydi for living in korea
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flakes_fml
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Comment moderated.
LOL JK!
LOL JK!
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GalacticOtterFed
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#126 you got told
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b00stFeD
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second lulz!
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ztpalmer93
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what did you do to deserve that
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regalarius
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That's what I'm wondering too...these guys are ordinarily (although I guess not always...) pretty disciplined...
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divineinstrument
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It must be hard maintaining that level of discipline. A few of them must crack and turn psycho... like this one!
Sue that bitch for assault or something
Sue that bitch for assault or something
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Monado
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It's legal for the sensei to do this kind of crap to him in Korea.
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4dakill
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HE DESERVES IT FOR USING PROCEDED
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nixibeast
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trolls.
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effthis
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hope your kids are ok
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fissionman1
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I'd have called the police for sexual harrassment.
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stray94
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me too
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humorizer
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Lol, this is korea we're talking about. Are you daft?
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CryingHowls
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that doesn't mean there's no law. are YOU daft?
dude, the sensei is just teaching and using a child as an example. either the OP deserved this lesson or the sensei thought this lesson had to be taught the hard way. nothing out of the ordinary. get over it.
dude, the sensei is just teaching and using a child as an example. either the OP deserved this lesson or the sensei thought this lesson had to be taught the hard way. nothing out of the ordinary. get over it.
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JCho321
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uh its a martial arts class.
that just shows how pussy u really are if ur gonna call the cops on a nth degree black belt for disciplining you.
asia in general is pretty hardcore compared to the US where people sue mcdonalds cause it made them fat.
...and win.
that just shows how pussy u really are if ur gonna call the cops on a nth degree black belt for disciplining you.
asia in general is pretty hardcore compared to the US where people sue mcdonalds cause it made them fat.
...and win.
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MR_OHCRAP
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I agree with Jcho/#109. Asians are brought up pretty damn hard, because our parents are somewhat conservative and most of them don't give a shit about anything you say. We are brought up like this because they want us to become successful. And also, it is quite common to see the Asian parents whack/hit their child, so if you think this is wrong, just back off and see why there are so many smart Asians.
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codyxfail
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Fucking weabbo.
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animosiity
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too bad asians are ugly :|
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TheThrasher_fml
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police have done this too me
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Darkon
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So did you learn anything?
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nmp1026
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lmao!
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yeahitstella
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A guest? I'd recommend telling them about it...
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Dboy23
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I would called the cops fuck him.
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cmtriplecage
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do u even no wut a sensei is?
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melpo
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Doesn't mean you can't call the police rtard. Sounds fake anyway, or on the slim chance it's real OP must have deserved it.
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gorbagil
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I am a second degree black belt and i kno that they only do that if u misbehave
YDI
YDI
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ForestFire0
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Shut the fuck up #52. What do you think he signed up for martial arts for? to be fucking violent. So I think he was expecting violence, just maybe not to be on the recieving end of it. So, yeah, he deserves it, because he was probably being a brat to someone who can kick his ass.
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eaglesfan761
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Oh yeah, because when people go to martial arts class, they just EXPECT their TEACHER to attack them for no reason.
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19avengers
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he did say he was going to teach him some manners + #11 said Sensei's only do that to punish you - So the SENSEI didn't attack for no reason you stupid moron....
#78 you're reply was GOLD lmao...
#52 there is no such word as 'noone' its no one... TWO words - learn to fucken speak english....
#78 you're reply was GOLD lmao...
#52 there is no such word as 'noone' its no one... TWO words - learn to fucken speak english....
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Bloodrush
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#90 you are commenting on people's English when you say fucken....its "fucking"....learn to speak fucking English...
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Capn
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Get off your high horse Bloodhorse... People tend to type in methods that resemble speech patterns. I type fuckin' and fucken all the time because I want to put some personality in the speech. Noone is wrong, no matter what. These are informal forums so writing in a form of slang is just fine.
OP: I'm going to assume YDI.
OP: I'm going to assume YDI.
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joey32411
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So wait, my boyfriend allowed to do WHAT to the kids who misbehave in his karate class??? o.0
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dragonstrike94
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Rape them^
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Mefreh
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In America, you could sue him for that, And in my school, my Sensei would do the exact same thing to him, what an asshole.
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jewjewbee
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Well that's great, but the OP is posting from Korea.