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Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
77 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML

#13518808
102 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by engineerdude91 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

#13515175
176 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
84 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
139 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

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Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
150 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (2625)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

#13512603
131 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

#13512572
68 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am... And to not forget to lose weight. FML

#13511696
101 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

#13510751
86 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

#13509015
92 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the friend I stayed up with for nights on end, talking out of depression and suicide, has 'politely' posted up on facebook that he secretly hates me. FML

#13508700
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (3304)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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