Miscellaneous: Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he...

By ughhh123456789 - 15/07/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML

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By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Family

By megamonster99 - 07/11/2016 15:06 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML

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Thanks, I think?

By Mad - 27/06/2011 01:14 - Australia

Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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Pissed

By fishbearpig - 27/01/2024 13:00 - Romania - Cluj-Napoca

Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML

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By person - 10/06/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

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SeventhFonons 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:15

Wow, he's a prick

peter_man 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:17

lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.

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SeventhFonons 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:15

Wow, he's a prick

yashack 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:03

hey he's one smart oldie!

My2864 1

Thursday 6 May 2010 3:22

you couldve lied n said you were to busy

kotabones 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:05

Bazinga! Now go shit on his floor and rub it in or let dish soap dry on said tile waiting for him to exit the shower with wet feet. His hip was bound to break eventually

Blackdemon 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:15

That sucks.... you should kill him

aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:04

by throwing a tile at him!!

tehukiso 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:08

She doesn't have to kill him because he's old. Take solace in the fact that he'll die soon and you'll keep truckin along =P.

J1bbl3 3

Friday 28 May 2010 20:49

A tile is faster.

jaeilssanguh 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:16

UncleMuscles 5

Tuesday 6 November 2012 18:38

Your wise words are the entity that is wisdom, oh, great Enlightened One.

wtfkeyhole2pro 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:17

lol I want neighbors like you.

peter_man 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:17

lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.

barnhill 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:17

you should crack his floor tiles or do something...Don't take that lying down...pun intended Don't think this a FYL...more of a YDI for being a douce bag and getting ripped off...

velcro62 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:48

so she deserved it? explain: i'd really like to know why she deserves this.

laugh_boy 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:46

she was actually asked to doing her spend time by cleaning a gross senior's bathroom that something i wouldn't do even for money. therefore, that's most unselfish ever i seen and yet u called her douchebag. you r idiot.