Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
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Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0
Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...
Zurr 0
This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>
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Comments (127)
scorpiogirl666 0
Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...
Dante167 0
Agreed. Haha I hope the poor guy doesnt actually go out with the OP, shes probly psycho.
divineinstrument 2
What's with everyone? There's nothing majorly creepy about this. She was probably quite bored. Besides, does no one remember their last crush? You do get really obsessed over the object of your desires.
xoxo_girl 0
Wat makes u think it's a girl? For all we know it culd be some Loser guy
UsernameAZ_09 0
Because it says "(woman)"..
_THE_MASTER_ 0
A) you're creepy...very creepy B) xoxo_girl...you're stupid. learn to read. C) lists are fun.
MsTs1 0
i once photoshopped my crush naked, then i fapped really hard and had the biggest ****** of my llife
jaaxx_fml 0
exact words came to mind
intotheblue 0
#47: yeah, the last time I acted that way when I had a crush, I was in high school. The OP is an adult, and somehow managed to convince someone she was supervisor material, so she should have outgrown such behavior by now. THAT is why this is creepy.
americayay 0
That's not really an FML. You have a crush on an employee. So? Ask them out. Maybe they'll say yes if they never see that picture. :D
jessibess 0
Maybe he's taken, and she knows that she won't have a chance with him...?
TheTragicReturn 0
I agree; this isn't an FML. #64: If that's what the author meant, she should have said so.
letitbe56 0
Since she's the employee's superior, that could also be considered sexual harassment. If she really wants to ask the employee out, she should consult her superior or HR to see what the company policy is. Also, she should be careful, because if the employee finds out about what she's doing with the picture cropping thing, she could get in a lot of trouble.
evanwilliams 4
Yeah, that is a pretty weird thing to do.
little_mermaid_fml 0
you needed a picture? what're you..12?
ginacorral 0
Obsessed!!
Geist_fml 0
This is not normal Dont let anyone fool you that it is. Consult a physician immediately before this worsens.
keitorin 0
LOLL xDD wow.
iampjman 0
wow one word says it all... wow
Zurr 0
This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>
jaaxx_fml 0
its an FML when he finds out you posted this on fmylife.com
JeanJV7 0
crazy!
track_cheer2639 0
Wow uummm..... Creepy much???