by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 3:26am / United States / Health
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
by Unemployed / 06/02/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
RecklessJellyBea's comment : I'm surprised you were even invited.
by evomadrid24 / 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by GTR / 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by ven980 / 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Stiny / 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm / United States / Health
ihasbrains's comment : At least it wasn't your balls
by Anonymous / 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
iAmScrubs's comment : in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...
by trafficfail / 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm / Transportation
by quickfingers100 / 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm / United Kingdom / Work
by aarone23 / 06/01/2011 at 9:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…