Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
by Fresca11 / 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
HobsCrk's comment : Make up your mind - was he your boyfriend or was it your first date?
by Username / 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by lamortdeshommes / 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
Today, after checking in and waiting 3 hours to see the doctor, the receptionist said she forgot about me because she didn't see me. She asked me to come back tomorrow. I was sitting right in front of her. FML
by misty / 06/28/2011 at 12:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Qwerty / 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
by Mrs.Slyfox / 06/28/2011 at 5:53am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
KingGeorgeGal's comment : You shouldn't put a boy in front of your life and ambitions.
by disgustedgf / 06/28/2011 at 3:32am / United States / Health
redshortsx's comment : oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by veebenjoo / 06/28/2011 at 1:35am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Courtney / 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…