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FYL that sucks. Buuuuttt, hasn't this been done at least twice already? I'm thinking fake. But maybe not, as obviously, I don't really know, so who am I to judge?
Wow you're an idiot. You people make smoking seem like its the fucking devil. -_- You're all like "OMG ALL SMOKERS MUST BE KILLED NO SMOKING IS ALLOWED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!" Seriously, shut the fuck up. If people want to smoke, they can. Its not smart, but who gives a fuck!
Seems it was a bit expensive lesson. On expecting how they would expect you to act, like you should treat them because you will earn more, and on assuring to take non-a...e friends to restaurant. I'm sure nothing would be same with those... Today after reading about people how they got fired because of evil actions of colleagues, I felt disgusted indeed.
I don't honestly see the point in people claiming things are fake; If it's funny, or something you could have possibly related to [even if made up], it's a good enough FML. IMO, anyway. Anyway, yeah; It sucks. Try and talk to 'em about it, see if there was any sort of reason behind it.. if not, they're crappy friends.
Apparently they're not really your friends after all. Also, first? it's hard to tell on iPhone FML. Fail on my part if not.
You fail in every possible fashion imaginable to the human mind and intellect for not only wanting to claim first post, but for doing it on an iPhone. Still, I guess you can afford both an overpriced piece of troll-shit, and the flak you'll get for it, you fucking pretentious cretin! *hug hug, kiss kiss, love you really* >_>
Dude, if you get a promotion you pay the dinner, that's how it works in the grown up world. Better learn that now than later, you cheap shit.
Yeah, if you get promotion, you pay for dinner or buy them drinks. But abandoning him there like that, with such cheap excuse. If I was there, I wouldn't leave like that, and if he wasn't aware of favor I expect, I'd pay for my own, and I'd do same if I sense he isn't willingly for that. They are leaving their friend like a bitch in brothel and disappearing. This is such rude.
I don't think your friends were really happy about your promotion. Bragging about all the extra money and the stock options didn't help. But, when you got really drunk and said how much you'd pay to fuck each of their wives and/or girlfriends, the decided to ditch you. YDI for boasting.