By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 690
You deserved it 4 755

Same thing different taste

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It must suck to have to buy your friends. Oops, I meant dinner. Good thing you got that promotion so you can afford both


FYL that sucks. Buuuuttt, hasn't this been done at least twice already? I'm thinking fake. But maybe not, as obviously, I don't really know, so who am I to judge?

iDinosaur 0

What the **** are you talking about!?!?

iDinosaur 0

ok that makes more sense. iAgree ... and you spelt *mold wrong

Haha thats what you get for making friends with smokers.

Wow you're an idiot. You people make smoking seem like its the ******* devil. -_- You're all like "OMG ALL SMOKERS MUST BE KILLED NO SMOKING IS ALLOWED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!" Seriously, shut the **** up. If people want to smoke, they can. Its not smart, but who gives a ****!

sdkks 1

Seems it was a bit expensive lesson. On expecting how they would expect you to act, like you should treat them because you will earn more, and on assuring to take non-a...e friends to restaurant. I'm sure nothing would be same with those... Today after reading about people how they got fired because of evil actions of colleagues, I felt disgusted indeed.

lem0n_fml 0

I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

*Arrives* The Retard Capture Squad is here to assist!

sdkks 1

You better disappear before rape squad arrives, arrogant bitch.

We've got a stubborn one. Please wait while I call for back up. *calls The Elite Retard Extraction Team*

sdkks 1

I'm not going anywhere. I'll point you all and ask them to dispose of your useless bodies.

sdkks 1

Maybe because I learnt this language later and may be lacking in some parts. But this doesn't let you to be arrogant while I'm trying to tell something. Look at your past comments, easy to notice you...

looks like this situation has defused. *calls off ERET*

It must suck to have to buy your friends. Oops, I meant dinner. Good thing you got that promotion so you can afford both

jts2 3

I don't honestly see the point in people claiming things are fake; If it's funny, or something you could have possibly related to [even if made up], it's a good enough FML. IMO, anyway. Anyway, yeah; It sucks. Try and talk to 'em about it, see if there was any sort of reason behind it.. if not, they're crappy friends.

sohigh10 34

it's actually against FML guidelines to say something is fake

Apparently they're not really your friends after all. Also, first? it's hard to tell on iPhone FML. Fail on my part if not.

hazelwolfeyes 0

:( nots not nice... thats when you pour gasoline in n around their place n light it...BURN BABY BURN...>.

Dude, if you get a promotion you pay the dinner, that's how it works in the grown up world. Better learn that now than later, you cheap shit.

sdkks 1

Yeah, if you get promotion, you pay for dinner or buy them drinks. But abandoning him there like that, with such cheap excuse. If I was there, I wouldn't leave like that, and if he wasn't aware of favor I expect, I'd pay for my own, and I'd do same if I sense he isn't willingly for that. They are leaving their friend like a bitch in brothel and disappearing. This is such rude.

Actually,when you get a promotion,you bit then a drink,not get a huge expensive dinner and pay 100% of it while your friends bail

You pay it if YOU were the one that suggested the dinner, but when your 'friends' take you out for dinner to celebrate it, he shouldn't be paying the bill for a dinner he was invited to...

What you can do is split the bill, I forgot to add to the ending.

I don't think your friends were really happy about your promotion. Bragging about all the extra money and the stock options didn't help. But, when you got really drunk and said how much you'd pay to **** each of their wives and/or girlfriends, the decided to ditch you. YDI for boasting.

iDinosaur 0

what are You talking about?!?! Don't make shit up!!

andlifesuxagain 0

Its because of the Smoking Pole break she took earlier with Johnnie, which happened to be friend #1s Husband & Friend #2's son... You should be ashamed of yourself!