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Same thing different taste
What's going on?
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Don't dick around with those guys
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perv cop
YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...
hahaha, use the bed next time. Softer and more comfortable.
Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick? ;D
That police sure knows how to enjoy.
nice location bro.
they put on their robe and wizard hat.
Alan, leave your staff out of this.
I can't help where the help goes on their own time, I can only cut their pay accordingly.
I got it, darling dumplin'. I can't always control what magic comes out of my stick sometimes. You know how wood can be.
Everything. It's all you Alan, you devious wizard.
I don't know about you, but they-who-must-not-be-named make me grumpy.
Ewww creepy peeping tom cop *shudder* Did he arrest you or ask to watch some more?
i'm waiting for all the up tight people to find this and be like, "arrr, ye should'nt be engaging in sexual intercourse" and they'll assume they're young because they're in a car instead of in some comfy bed. cop was happy but, he got a free show! *shudders*
pirates are uptight?
Are you kidding? Pirates are the uptightiest uptights that ever uptighted an uptight in the uptight.
I actually clicked this FML to see all those uptight people. "OMG **** U SHOULDNT BE BONIN IN A CAR EWEWEWEWWW SEX"
But do you really need to use a sausage?
I'd rather not be murdered.
Don't the British call sausages "bangers?" How appropriate for this FML!
You mean "Bangers and Mash" is an urban legend we foolish Yanks believe?
I call them "bangers and mash" and I am British.
Laura, sex is also good for your immune system. You don't want to get TEH BLACK PLAGUE do you? Get over here.
Damn you, lauralatch. I wish sex came out of MY faucets.
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YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...
Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick? ;D