By Anonymous - United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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By  ViCT0RiA_fml  |  0

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wow bitch move...she's cheating on u but gets pissed that some other girl wants u wen really its that some guy is trying to do her n she just made herself look like an ass...
cheating hoes get on my nerves...they make those who dont cheat look bad n guys who cheat look better (.00001 % better)

  CDS09  |  0

she isnt necessarily cheating....she can just be stupid. I know guys who would do things like that to other guys just to mess with them....besides, because some guy wants to nail her doesnt mean she is letting him...he may just be straight forward.....or drunk.....or maybe she is a cheating whore. Either way I dont think you can say for sure.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Isn't it "cooter"?

Some women are more sensitive to boob punch than cunt punt.
Then again it all depends on where you are hit, and if you still have your hymen... lol

By  Trooth  |  13

oo that sucks. Well maybe you should be happy that she left because (and this is totally agreeing with #3) she's a cheater. But then again...why would she get mad if you got that text and she's cheating on you too. Maybe she planned the whole thing!

  plexico  |  3

He doesn't deserve her if he wants to sit on his fat, pasty ass and watch TV, while some other dude across town wants to pleasure that fine lady.


I guess op is a fucking idiot as well as being lazy. Like i was saying, he could have gotten that disease infested whore to sit on his face. It is hard to find a nice young whore these days... He calles her his girlfriend hahahahaha loser