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It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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aaaaand so?

How the fuck is this an FML?

You didn't ask her if she wanted to relive the moment? YDI for being a virgin scared of sex.

The poster is a girl....

drunk girl talking about sex in your bed, and you're complaining.. virgin? I vote yes, you fail!

80 - Who wants to hear about someone else having sex in their bed? It wasn't sex with the OP, so how wold that be good? Also, the OP is a female.

I guess that explains the stains D:

inb4 the influx of stupid douchenozzles saying, "HAWT SHE WUZ DRUNX U SHULDA HAD LEZBIN SECKZ"

HAWT SHE WUZ DRUNX U SHULDA HAD LEZBIN SECKZ

yup midnight, we got a lot of those...OP thats pretty shitty/awkward

guys poster is a girl

HAWT SHE WUZ DRUNK U SHUDA HAD LEZ... Oh, innapropriate? :'(

WE shudda had lezbin secks.

i dont understand how this is an FML -_- and YDI for killing Miachel Jackson.

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

...What? Do you know how FML works? Or do you just assume all your random-retarded tangents are just correct?

Yes, I'm pretty sure he knows how the FML works. A blacklight makes visible bodily fluids such as vaginal or seminal, so thequickredofox's tangent isn't really a tangent at all. So when the surface that one is shining on lights up, it means such fluids are present. Is all. Luckily my first year at college they changed out all the mattresses and our year got them brand new. I would hate to have any blacklight revelations.

And....? I cummed on your face so what?

haha this is obviously posted by a nerd

actually happened to me last year in my old college house, cept it was a guy and he didn't list his virginity, he just fucked a lot in the same area in which my bed was....I upheld his tradition lol

Wow. You are too cool. You deserve a medal

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

hey... nerds fuck too. sweaty, gropey, nerdy sex. tawdry stuff. at least. so I hear.