By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
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evilbrent 0

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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thequickredofox 0

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

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Poonheart 0

How the **** is this an FML?

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Jmido 0

You didn't ask her if she wanted to relive the moment? YDI for being a virgin scared of sex.

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A83_fml 18

drunk girl talking about sex in your bed, and you're complaining.. virgin? I vote yes, you fail!

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bexox 0

80 - Who wants to hear about someone else having sex in their bed? It wasn't sex with the OP, so how wold that be good? Also, the OP is a female.

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hellokittywhore 0

I guess that explains the stains D:

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allmidnighteyes 10

inb4 the influx of stupid douchenozzles saying, "HAWT SHE WUZ DRUNX U SHULDA HAD LEZBIN SECKZ"

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8trickster8 0

HAWT SHE WUZ DRUNX U SHULDA HAD LEZBIN SECKZ

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canucksrule88 0

yup midnight, we got a lot of those...OP thats pretty shitty/awkward

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Intellectualist 0

HAWT SHE WUZ DRUNK U SHUDA HAD LEZ... Oh, innapropriate? :'(

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whyowhy26 3

i dont understand how this is an FML -_- and YDI for killing Miachel Jackson.

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thequickredofox 0

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

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snavula 0

...What? Do you know how FML works? Or do you just assume all your random-retarded tangents are just correct?

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Damarys 0

Yes, I'm pretty sure he knows how the FML works. A blacklight makes visible bodily fluids such as vaginal or seminal, so thequickredofox's tangent isn't really a tangent at all. So when the surface that one is shining on lights up, it means such fluids are present. Is all. Luckily my first year at college they changed out all the mattresses and our year got them brand new. I would hate to have any blacklight revelations.

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Imrickjamesbitch 0

And....? I cummed on your face so what?

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evilbrent 0

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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evilbrent 0

hey... nerds **** too. sweaty, gropey, nerdy sex. tawdry stuff. at least. so I hear.

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redbluegreen 40

I always wonder about what happens to those big huge glasses when nerds have sex. I mean... do you keep them on and let them fog up? Or take them off and hope everything goes in the right hole?

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