By ouchh - 11/09/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 904
You deserved it 7 307

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"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

Well, at least you got some action!

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Deathlyranch 0

Must of looked meaty.

pippysthename00 0

YDI for taking showers regularly with your cat.

what a hard break...

That tiny ehh?

Well, at least you got some action!

cross3 3

cant blame the pussy for wanting some dick lol ;p

BDSM type action...LOL

She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.

Two words: Nurse Jackie

She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.

"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

What's wrong with that phrase?

i don't really like picturing swinging penises. especially since i saw that one video on the internets 0-o

haha, oh I see

Any man who has never attempted meatspins in the bathroom mirror probably doesn't have a big enough penis to pull it off. For those who do, it's absolutely hilarious and you should do it daily

SOMEBODY's penis doesn't swing

idk why you guys replied to my post, #34 and #39 because your posts really didn't have anything to do with what i said but w/e. why would a penis swing if the guy isn't doing meatspins anyway?

Yeah, that phrase kinda disturbs me. Not. A. Good. Visual.

volcomxbabiix3 0

lmfao that made my day! YDI for not shutting ur door and leting ur penis attracted cat in. btw i hope the cat is a girl.... xD

*penis-attracted

@ #78, You know right, that not everyone is still living with their parents? Perhaps the OP lives on his own?

ewww reminds me of the part on bruno

volcomxbabiix3 0

who gives a shit. its just a dash.

bluesclues72 0

93: I put my towel on after I get of the shower. Cats are fast and can things very quickly. I don't know what kind of idiot puts there towel on in the shower. and who showers with the door open? OP: relax, your cat was tring to give you a BJ pussy style

........ O_O;;

playfuldesk 0

What a whore!

guitarman78965 0

Well that's why cats suck

cem5202 0

im pretty sure this is a repost