Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
magicfish
| 0
Ouch.
Reply
Deathlyranch
| 0
Must of looked meaty.
Reply
pippysthename00
| 0
YDI for taking showers regularly with your cat.
Reply
DGross
| 8
what a hard break...
Reply
aubsx3
| 0
That tiny ehh?
By
kirbyfan23
| 0
Well, at least you got some action!
Reply
cross3
| 3
cant blame the pussy for wanting some dick lol ;p
Reply
destructinator1
| 0
Haha
Reply
FweakofCydonia
| 40
BDSM type action...LOL
By
caancoha
| 0
She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.
By
Lisasimpsonfan
| 0
Two words: Nurse Jackie
By
caancoha
| 0
She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.
By
Casualt1234
| 0
"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_-
also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'
also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'
Reply
redoleander
| 0
What's wrong with that phrase?
Reply
Casualt1234
| 0
i don't really like picturing swinging penises. especially since i saw that one video on the internets 0-o
Reply
redoleander
| 0
haha, oh I see
Reply
TomFantastic
| 0
Any man who has never attempted meatspins in the bathroom mirror probably doesn't have a big enough penis to pull it off. For those who do, it's absolutely hilarious and you should do it daily
Reply
JOELY_fml
| 0
SOMEBODY's penis doesn't swing
Reply
Casualt1234
| 0
idk why you guys replied to my post, #34 and #39 because your posts really didn't have anything to do with what i said but w/e. why would a penis swing if the guy isn't doing meatspins anyway?
Reply
MadeOfAwesome
| 1
Yeah, that phrase kinda disturbs me.
Not. A. Good. Visual.
Not. A. Good. Visual.
Reply
volcomxbabiix3
| 0
lmfao that made my day! YDI for not shutting ur door and leting ur penis attracted cat in.
btw i hope the cat is a girl.... xD
btw i hope the cat is a girl.... xD
Reply
BeeSkwaird
| 0
*penis-attracted
Reply
vendris
| 5
@ #78, You know right, that not everyone is still living with their parents?
Perhaps the OP lives on his own?
Perhaps the OP lives on his own?
Reply
LabelMeNot
| 0
ewww reminds me of the part on bruno
Reply
volcomxbabiix3
| 0
who gives a shit. its just a dash.
Reply
bluesclues72
| 0
93: I put my towel on after I get of the shower. Cats are fast and can things very quickly. I don't know what kind of idiot puts there towel on in the shower. and who showers with the door open?
OP: relax, your cat was tring to give you a BJ
pussy style
OP: relax, your cat was tring to give you a BJ
pussy style
By
Ohnothingreally
| 0
........
O_O;;
O_O;;
By
playfuldesk
| 0
What a whore!
By
guitarman78965
| 0
Well that's why cats suck
By
cem5202
| 0
im pretty sure this is a repost
also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'