By ouchh - 11/09/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 941
You deserved it 7 327

Same thing different taste

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"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

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She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.

She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.

"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

i don't really like picturing swinging penises. especially since i saw that one video on the internets 0-o

Any man who has never attempted meatspins in the bathroom mirror probably doesn't have a big enough penis to pull it off. For those who do, it's absolutely hilarious and you should do it daily

idk why you guys replied to my post, #34 and #39 because your posts really didn't have anything to do with what i said but w/e. why would a penis swing if the guy isn't doing meatspins anyway?

Yeah, that phrase kinda disturbs me. Not. A. Good. Visual.

volcomxbabiix3 0

lmfao that made my day! YDI for not shutting ur door and leting ur penis attracted cat in. btw i hope the cat is a girl.... xD

@ #78, You know right, that not everyone is still living with their parents? Perhaps the OP lives on his own?

volcomxbabiix3 0

who gives a shit. its just a dash.

bluesclues72 0

93: I put my towel on after I get of the shower. Cats are fast and can things very quickly. I don't know what kind of idiot puts there towel on in the shower. and who showers with the door open? OP: relax, your cat was tring to give you a BJ pussy style

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cem5202 0

im pretty sure this is a repost