By ouchh - 11/09/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
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Casualt1234 0
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"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

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kirbyfan23 0
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Well, at least you got some action!

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Deathlyranch 0

Must of looked meaty.

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pippysthename00 0

YDI for taking showers regularly with your cat.

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DGross 8
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what a hard break...

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aubsx3 0
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That tiny ehh?

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kirbyfan23 0
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Well, at least you got some action!

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cross3 3

cant blame the pussy for wanting some dick lol ;p

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FweakofCydonia 40
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BDSM type action...LOL

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caancoha 0
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She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.

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Lisasimpsonfan 0
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Two words: Nurse Jackie

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caancoha 0
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She just wanted a smoky link, don't be so sensitive. Obviously it looked tasty.

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Casualt1234 0
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"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

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redoleander 0
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What's wrong with that phrase?

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Casualt1234 0
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i don't really like picturing swinging penises. especially since i saw that one video on the internets 0-o

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redoleander 0
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haha, oh I see

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TomFantastic 0
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Any man who has never attempted meatspins in the bathroom mirror probably doesn't have a big enough penis to pull it off. For those who do, it's absolutely hilarious and you should do it daily

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JOELY_fml 0
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SOMEBODY's penis doesn't swing

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Casualt1234 0
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idk why you guys replied to my post, #34 and #39 because your posts really didn't have anything to do with what i said but w/e. why would a penis swing if the guy isn't doing meatspins anyway?

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MadeOfAwesome 1
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Yeah, that phrase kinda disturbs me. Not. A. Good. Visual.

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volcomxbabiix3 0

lmfao that made my day! YDI for not shutting ur door and leting ur penis attracted cat in. btw i hope the cat is a girl.... xD

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BeeSkwaird 0
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*penis-attracted

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vendris 5
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@ #78, You know right, that not everyone is still living with their parents? Perhaps the OP lives on his own?

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LabelMeNot 0
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ewww reminds me of the part on bruno

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volcomxbabiix3 0

who gives a shit. its just a dash.

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bluesclues72 0

93: I put my towel on after I get of the shower. Cats are fast and can things very quickly. I don't know what kind of idiot puts there towel on in the shower. and who showers with the door open? OP: relax, your cat was tring to give you a BJ pussy style

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Ohnothingreally 0
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........ O_O;;

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playfuldesk 0

What a whore!

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guitarman78965 0

Well that's why cats suck

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cem5202 0

im pretty sure this is a repost

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