By Bewildered - 10/09/2009 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
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Ret_fml 0

Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.

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ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.

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carleeto810 0

Yay, number one! And your son is a poor sport. Big time.

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chipmunk95 0

@op lululrufflepwned hax |-|3|-|3 £µ£µ£µ£µ££0£0£0£ |{3|{3|{3 µ® $0|| 1$ ®374®Ð3Ð 4||Ð 4 ß4Ð $p0®7$ 1 $p33|{ 73|-| £33720®$ 4®3 ¥0µ _|34£0µ$?

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ReasonsToFly 0

Hehe lulululullololol kekeke ur son is retarded and a bad sports I speek teh leetzors are you jealous? amirite?

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justdancebbyx3 7

FYL for having a queer son that'll never get laid

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Arcterion 0

Dude, srsly. OP's son sounds like a prissy little bitch-boy.

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chipmunk95 0

@loosers who gave my comment negatives **** yall!!

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Intoxicunt 5

"Loosers"? As opposed to what, "tighters"?

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Starchild21 3

Lol poor chipmunk :) He must be the OP's son. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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tenacioused 0

not to be mean but.... your son has grown up with this tech, at what point is he going to figure it out. obviously after his parents. if your a dad i would talk to mom if your mom its too risky stop having kids!

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Jotham 0

Tell your son that you wouldn't have a noob as a son.

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lifeisaplay 0

Wow, your son sounds like he need help BIG TIME!

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Starchild21 3

I think you forgot the "mi" in the middle lol :P _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Intoxicunt 5

That's because the person before me (whose comment comes and goes) said "Me?" as a comment. God, way to miss it. Did you think I just posted that for no reason???

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Trevv 0

Wow, that kids got issues. Whatever you do, don't play Call Of Duty with him!

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Old unused 13

I think I lost Brain Cells reading this thread.

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Ret_fml 0

Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.

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jadecatastrophe 0

This seems too exaggerated to be true, but then again, knowing the youth of these days... Yeah, FYL.

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the_stereotype 0

sounds like the OP just can't take a joke

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kennythedude 3

That's no joke. That kid was being a complete idiot.

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ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Aw... I'm Sorry. :) Omg, Number 6. :D Yay (;

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BUDWEISER 0

What a messed up little kid!!! HE NEEDS A LIFE! except for it he's 7 or younger.

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Drakon_fml 7

I dunno. If he's this messed up, I'm not sure he deserves one.

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ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.

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YDIBITCHES 0

OMG you're so retarted he/she is a troll what are you a woman?

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Pandasaur 0

Don't worry, #33, that one's a troll, too. You can tell because he can't spell "retarded." :]

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ViCT0RiA_fml 0

what's with all these "trolls?" :) haha.

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Pandasaur 0

They think it's funny to make asses of themselves on the Internet. They think that they're bad-ass because they're "pissing off" a bunch of people, when in reality, they just look foolish. :D Read any FML comment section and you'll see what I mean.

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YDIBITCHES 0

Actually I think it's it amusing to see how people react there's different types of trolls you know(statement)

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ladiidaa 0

Lol, you sound new to the internet. Anyways. A troll is someone who says offending things on purpose in hopes that others will respond in anger. It is for the lulz. It is actually quite funny to watch people take them seriously, such as your response to said troll. You do not take these people seriously, nor do you respond to them unless you wish to strike up either a meaningless argument where there is onesided hate upon your part, or a really dull one. Trolls hate being ignored. They like attention. Which coins the term, "Do not feed the trolls." 8D A troll who has failed to gather attention is unsuccessful. It is equally funny when a troll fails their self appointed task. And that is internet lesson number one. I hope you learned something

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