by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Fx13mz's comment : I bet you look hot.
by disfunctionalfamily / 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by popcorn / 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sammy / 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Love
TiffyterroriZe's comment : Tiger Woods is the father?
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
EllieB123's comment : Wow, what a bitch! :/
by scarred4life / 04/27/2011 at 10:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals