Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream....

By combo - 28/2/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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By sum1savemeh | 0

#900597 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:06

I think you might need to shave

By TehFuzzyOne | 0

#900594 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:06

Is that the FIRST time?

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By TehFuzzyOne | 0

#900594 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:06

Is that the FIRST time?

themajik | 0

#900602 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:07

it was probably your toe hair

breanna_nicole | 0

#900628 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:10

I agree , shaave dumbaasss . (:

BMaC101 | 0

#900639 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:11

#1 Nice try. That doesn't make sense though.

wasted0087 | 0

#900656 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:14

Ya it does, the clarity is flawless, he's asking if it's the first time it has happened whilst declaring himself first.

Piggilywiggily15 | 0

#900668 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:16

Today, I felt the hair on my head get wet. Turns out I took a shower. FML. (This is as stupid as the OP's)

heyheyt | 0

#900680 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:19

to # 1 are you sure it wasnt the SIXTEENTH time?

LMA0 | 5

#900768 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:49

Haha fail. You're 17! ;)

riku3220 | 2

#900843 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:10

Hey guys guess what you all have toe hair as well.

Anyway OP, YDI. If you're going to freak out about bugs crawling on your barefeet then don't sit in the grass while barefoot.

reyemrein | 0

#900862 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:16

Not an FML....

nmsm | 1

#900874 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:22

yeah^

OP: so you're one of the many people that grow visible hair on your toes and/ or fingers.
just remove the hair.

sublimaze | 6

#900934 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:44

that's the 2nd post today by a hairy french bitch. apparently there's a fucking sasquatch convention in france

boomerfeb13 | 0

#900938 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:45

shave. if you don't own a razor, wear shoes. problem solved

Cristaderzi | 0

#900988 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:05

Plucking ir Nairing is better though!

thundercats29 | 0

#901012 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:17

Uh, there ate two FMLs about hair from the same part of France, they are right next to eachother, and both have to do with mistaking body hair for bugs. Plus, one is anynomous. Coincidence? I think not!

MissRachieee | 3

#901023 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:22

this FML is similar to the one posted before It...

FYLDeep | 25

#901104 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:56

ydi for confirming French stereotypes.

FYLDeep | 25

#901156 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:23

Plus they probably wouldn't say mate, but I like to assume she is cause it makes it funnier.

suppressed08 | 2

#901230 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:58

Time to consider shaving - posting on here makes us assume you're embarressed about hairy toes. Shaving makes things itchy though - imagine wearing socks. *cringe*

baby_val | 0

#901694 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:51

um yes it does?? uu can Shave and wax ur toes

angelkissezxox | 3

#902127 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:31

hahahaha!!

haiden108 | 0

#1549323 - Friday 15 October 2010 3:12

hahaha . funny shit

By sum1savemeh | 0

#900597 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:06

I think you might need to shave

daniel1_1 | 13

#900828 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:05

no duh

buckmaster1984 | 0

#903102 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:53

gross!

By JackDark | 0

#900600 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:06

Shave them, jesus.

Pluck whatever. If you're a man fine, but a woman should not have toe hairs.

Scratch, NOONE SHOULD HAVE TOEHAIRS.

TehFuzzyOne: I'm pretty sure it was the THIRD.

TehFuzzyOne | 0

#900607 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:07

You mean the FOURTH???

Disco_fml | 0

#900664 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:16

The OP is French, of course she has toe hair.

riku3220 | 2

#900847 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:12

Look at your feet right now. You all have toe hair.

epoh_fml | 0

#901052 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:33

I have toe hair.

there's just not an obscene amount of it to
make me think there's bugs crawling on my feet :)

By omgitsalex62 | 0

#900629 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:10

that is just gross

facingforeverr | 0

#901449 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:50

yea but what person in america have youever heard call somone their mate? because personally i have yet to hear someone call their griends their mates

repyourcliche | 0

#901590 - Sunday 28 February 2010 21:55

i understood none of that, were you even speaking english? :)

By PottheadSam | 0

#900630 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:10

he has mates? you allow him to mate with other people? your life is fk,ed

ps. I know it's Aussie talk, just don't get why they say it lol

stephissilly | 18

#3842316 - Saturday 7 January 2012 2:24

mates means friends.. 'me and my mates'

By tomahawkinyouall | 0

#900640 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:11

haha ydi because this isn't even fml worthy big dummy

duke10861 | 0

#900964 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:54

word

By Zills | 0

#900646 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:12

Whatever pluck them it's not like he'll notice right now away anyways. Not a big deal I don't see the issue here. Your life is not fucked and you don't deserve it either. It's a who the fuck gives a shit.