By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00
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Uber awkward
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Help, I'm stranded!
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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark
Unfair. Period.
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Nightlark tells us more.
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Taking the Micheal
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Ludacris's birthday?
By Mr.Hoof-In-Mouth - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Haute cuisine
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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00
By CreeptacularBait - 07/09/2017 16:29
CreeptacularBait tells us more.
OP here. A bit appalled at how many people are berating me about his shots! My dog DOES have his rabies shots. He had to have boosters as per the Animal Control Officer who came out. Second, the 'testing' is actually officers coming out and checking my dogs behavior after a week (I was not informed of that till later and was terrified they might kill my dog). The skunk attacked him, chased him around the yard, sprayed him, and continued to try and attack him and our roommate for a week after the intial incident. Our roommate would go to take out the trash or walk the dogs and the skunk would charge her and the dogs. We put out traps to try and catch it humanely and had no luck. This skunk terrorized my poor dog to the point he started having night terrors and actually pissed himself in his sleepyelping and crying in fear. Luckily he is doing fine otherwise and even though he did not enjoy his boosters, he was fully covered by his Rabies vaccine. Our roommate has made sure to give him lots of cuddles and love to help soothe him. My husband was so angry about it he violently kicked in his sleep and said he dreamed about the skunk attacking our dog and was trying to protect him. Being away when this happened has sucked and our roommate was also kind enough to get our furniture cleaned so we wouldn't have to throw it all away but we did have to get rid of it in the end. I hope that clears up some of it but try not to jump to conclusions!
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By WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin
Doggone It
By "smonds13" - 09/08/2017 00:29
It means us! Look at us!
By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton
By Anonymous - 05/04/2017 12:00
Wrong, just wrong
By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu
By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 05:00
Keywords
Hey, OP here. Basically, I made a joke. I've just got back from uni so I'm not used to hiding parts of myself (I don't have to hide it around my mum cause she likes to pretend it doesn't exist). My nan was talking about me getting married, saying I needed to find Mr right. I made a joke about it being Mrs Right without thinking and here we are.