By nobodywasthere - 12/09/2017 01:30

Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML
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evilplatypus 38

Shoulda said you lost your leg on 9/11. Make him feel like a ******* ********.

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eagleriverjohn 24

Was it obvious, or did you have a prosthetic covered with pants?

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eagleriverjohn 24

Was it obvious, or did you have a prosthetic covered with pants?

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17uc17 3

you should assume that the person asking is disabled anyway. not all have visible disabilities.

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nobodywasthere 7

I was wearing shorts

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evilplatypus 38

Shoulda said you lost your leg on 9/11. Make him feel like a ******* ********.

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RichardPencil 30

He’ll just lie right back to you and say he lost his mom in 9/11. Mom trumps leg. That’s the rules of liars’ poker.

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RichardPencil 30

If you were on your way to work, presumably you were not tired. Looks like a tough call for the priority of the seat. Is one leg, not tired > two legs, tired?

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Dude, you really need to think before you type. Try not to offend anyone.

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RichardPencil 30

What’s offensive? I just asked a question.

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bartsj1988 7

It literally is impossible now to not offend ANYONE. No matter what is said, someone somewhere will cry and take offense. Grow up and deal with it. It's called real life.

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RichardPencil 30

Exactly! And nowadays being offended seems to be a popular hobby.

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17uc17 3

that's not the only reason to need a seat. balance, trouble standing, etc. also, some disabled people can't stand without getting dizzy but can walk just fine.

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Bubbilility 27

He could be a bag of dicks, or he could actually have that disorder where you randomly fall asleep at any time.

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Ricrad 11

I think the handicapped spot is only reserved for people with physical disabilities

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joonsson 21

Any illness is a physical handicap. You can get a permit to park in handicap spots for certain illnesses.

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Glowworm56 26

If you have a prosthetic one, you should have taken it off and then asked "Well then, can my leg sit there?"

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Isamermaid 17

Seems kind of presumptuous of you to say he's a "perfectly healthy" guy.

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core01 30

I imagine two people suffering physical ailments, who probably look perfectly able-bodied from all outward appearances, silently cussing out the other as "not handicapped enough".

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LexiD19 26

That's what I was thinking. I look healthy and can walk normally, but have many horrible back problems. This man could be in the same boat and just didn't want to explain.

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17uc17 3

he said he was tired. and no one else offered either.

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RichardPencil 30

You should present the argument that you truly deserve the handicapped seat. He will lose that debate because he doesn't have a leg to stand on. Wait...

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bartsj1988 7

Dude, every one of your comments is just hilarious! They are always so funny and clever. Keep it up!

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bohmaximus 5

He seems upset that the guy sitting the seat had a leg up on him.

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tonyfan00 38

Gotta love the lazy-ass Special Snowflakes...

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