Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML
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evilplatypus
| 38
Shoulda said you lost your leg on 9/11. Make him feel like a fucking shithead.
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eagleriverjohn
| 23
Was it obvious, or did you have a prosthetic covered with pants?
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eagleriverjohn
| 23
Was it obvious, or did you have a prosthetic covered with pants?
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17uc17
| 3
you should assume that the person asking is disabled anyway. not all have visible disabilities.
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nobodywasthere
| 7
I was wearing shorts
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evilplatypus
| 38
Shoulda said you lost your leg on 9/11. Make him feel like a fucking shithead.
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RichardPencil
| 27
He’ll just lie right back to you and say he lost his mom in 9/11.
Mom trumps leg. That’s the rules of liars’ poker.
Mom trumps leg. That’s the rules of liars’ poker.
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Akitakat
| 31
The guy was a douche nozzle!
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RichardPencil
| 27
If you were on your way to work, presumably you were not tired.
Looks like a tough call for the priority of the seat. Is one leg, not tired > two legs, tired?
Looks like a tough call for the priority of the seat. Is one leg, not tired > two legs, tired?
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
Dude, you really need to think before you type. Try not to offend anyone.
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RichardPencil
| 27
What’s offensive? I just asked a question.
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bartsj1988
| 7
It literally is impossible now to not offend ANYONE. No matter what is said, someone somewhere will cry and take offense. Grow up and deal with it. It's called real life.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Exactly! And nowadays being offended seems to be a popular hobby.
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17uc17
| 3
that's not the only reason to need a seat. balance, trouble standing, etc. also, some disabled people can't stand without getting dizzy but can walk just fine.
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Bubbilility
| 26
He could be a bag of dicks, or he could actually have that disorder where you randomly fall asleep at any time.
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Ricrad
| 11
I think the handicapped spot is only reserved for people with physical disabilities
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joonsson
| 20
Any illness is a physical handicap. You can get a permit to park in handicap spots for certain illnesses.
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Glowworm56
| 25
If you have a prosthetic one, you should have taken it off and then asked "Well then, can my leg sit there?"
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Isamermaid
| 16
Seems kind of presumptuous of you to say he's a "perfectly healthy" guy.
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core01
| 29
I imagine two people suffering physical ailments, who probably look perfectly able-bodied from all outward appearances, silently cussing out the other as "not handicapped enough".
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LexiD19
| 26
That's what I was thinking. I look healthy and can walk normally, but have many horrible back problems. This man could be in the same boat and just didn't want to explain.
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17uc17
| 3
he said he was tired. and no one else offered either.
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Frank De Tank
| 2
I guess he was one step ahead of you....
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RichardPencil
| 27
You should present the argument that you truly deserve the handicapped seat. He will lose that debate because he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Wait...
Wait...
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bartsj1988
| 7
Dude, every one of your comments is just hilarious! They are always so funny and clever. Keep it up!
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bohmaximus
| 5
He seems upset that the guy sitting the seat had a leg up on him.
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tonyfan00
| 38
Gotta love the lazy-ass Special Snowflakes...