More like fuck her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!

Well at least OP only mentions two kids. Hopefully they can solve their differences down the road.

I hope your daughter is ok, OP. Running through a glass door is scary and can be life-threatening. In High School, a friend ran his hand through a plate glass door; it needed an ambulance, 75+ stitches and months of therapy. On the other hand, I ran my hand through a French door when I was 6; I still have the scars but am otherwise totally ok.

OP, hope your daughter is OK. She is not related to David Copperfield by any chance, is she? :)

I hope she's okay, OP

Lol before I read the ending I was fina say I fell through a sliding glass door shoulder first and I came out fine.

Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!

Now it is time for sweet revenge. Help your daughter out.

If I were op, said revenge would be the WORST possible thing I can think of. What was that, you want to cookies? Didn't you know, ghost don't eat cookies. Juice? Ghost can't drink juice, they can only drink water. Oh, you want to play you're Nintendo DS I'm sorry you're a ghost, ghost can't pick stuff like that up.

I think he got the idea from this new show on Nickelodeon with a ghost family living with a living family.

Nickelodeon? Should have known, that channel is retarded.

aww that's so mean

And kinda sweet in its own way at the same time...

#78, how the fuck is that sweet?

I think he was just contradicting the obvious by being sarcastic.

ouch

Oh no, it's the most pleasurable thing you can do.

This reminds me of that Harry Potter where he ran into a brick wall at the train station. When will they ever learn?

This actually reminds me of the movie The Others. It's pretty interesting. I haven't seen it in about 8 years but it's pretty good from what I remember. If you haven't seen it and are bored you should watch it.

Your son is one clever asshole.

Your son is a troll

Is your daughter ok?

Wow your son is an ass. I'd be cleaning out his room of anything he loved until she was 100% healed and THEN start letting him earn it all back.

#33 I see what you're saying, but you can't really call it an accident. The older kid is 10 years old, he knows better. Though I agree that he probably didn't mean for her to get hurt that bad, he knew what he was doing and that it wasn't right and could be very dangerous.

#66 "Could be?"

33, He is 10 years old though, and I think it's safe to say he knew some kind of harm would befall his sister if she were to run at a glass door.

It's a glass door...wouldn't it shatter into pieces if she RAN into it?

Oops, I accidentally gave #66 a thumbs down. No matter what he thought would happen he was being a brat.

77 - Not necessarily. Glass sheets can be stronger than you think and she was only a little 5 year old after all.

Just think that's the sperm that one... Just saying....

*won

He's a little shit, not an idiot... Just saying...

He's pretty damn smart. That's definitely an ingenious prank to pull. I wouldn't have thought that up at 10 years old.

If you're subtly trying to indicate that the son obtained his genes from his father then you need to go back to biology class... The sperm always wins whether it's a boy or a girl. The Y chromosome from the sperm did come from the father however every offspring is 50% from both parents

Every single person alive is the sperm that won. Get over it.

#63 Best comment I have read all night! lmao

im sure that sperm cheated.

No, it would be one. Not won as in winning, one as in a singular thing.