FML : Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat, slipped on dog shit, and fell face-first onto a staircase, breaking my glasses and front...

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Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat, slipped on dog shit, and fell face-first onto a staircase, breaking my glasses and front left tooth. As I tried to get up, my bag got stuck on the railing and tore. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 July 2018 18:30 / India

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By ChromoTec | 23

#7655964 - Monday 2 July 2018 17:34

6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7660282 - Thursday 12 July 2018 15:12

I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.

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By ChromoTec | 23

#7655964 - Monday 2 July 2018 17:34

6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7660282 - Thursday 12 July 2018 15:12

I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.

By blightsight | 10

#7660290 - Thursday 12 July 2018 15:35

Where is it 113°F? Unless you're exaggerating

RichardPencil | 27

#7660311 - Thursday 12 July 2018 16:13

Do you not see that the OP is from India? In India in July, 113F is certainly possible.

SWalks | 4

#7660354 - Thursday 12 July 2018 17:53

it gets like that in canada aswell not just middle east. you must just live in a cold area bud

By Davros | 12

#7660362 - Thursday 12 July 2018 18:06

In that kind of heat I thought the shit would dry up quickly. I guess it just melts like chocolate.

By tranced_ | 42

#7660379 - Thursday 12 July 2018 18:33

Get schwifty in heeeree 😝💩👀🚶🏃

By real life problems | 26

#7660405 - Thursday 12 July 2018 19:45

I know a great dentist that will fix that tooth, and throw in a root canal or two

By Megan Utley | 6

#7660406 - Thursday 12 July 2018 19:52

Go home and try again tomorrow

By openawhole00 | 6

#7660410 - Thursday 12 July 2018 20:02

Are you the same person who fell in horse shit and broke their ankle on the farm?

By Charlie Given | 19

#7660412 - Thursday 12 July 2018 20:02

DAMN!!!! sorry that's all I can say

By chubbear | 14

#7660455 - Thursday 12 July 2018 21:05

Well, like my grandma likes to say, if you're going to do it, do it right! Or something to that degree. I'm sorry it all kinda dominoed like that, OP.