By Anonymous - 12/07/2018 18:30 - India

Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat, slipped on dog shit, and fell face-first onto a staircase, breaking my glasses and front left tooth. As I tried to get up, my bag got stuck on the railing and tore. FML
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ChromoTec 24

6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.

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RichardPencil 30

I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.

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ChromoTec 24

6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.

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RichardPencil 30

I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.

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blightsight 10

Where is it 113°F? Unless you're exaggerating

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RichardPencil 30

Do you not see that the OP is from India? In India in July, 113F is certainly possible.

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blightsight 10

The app doesn't give me the location.

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SWalks 4

it gets like that in canada aswell not just middle east. you must just live in a cold area bud

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blightsight 10

Texas is usually 102 max. hell, it's 93 today

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Davros 12

In that kind of heat I thought the shit would dry up quickly. I guess it just melts like chocolate.

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tranced_ 45

Get schwifty in heeeree 😝💩👀🚶🏃

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real life problems 26

I know a great dentist that will fix that tooth, and throw in a root canal or two

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openawhole00 6

Are you the same person who fell in horse shit and broke their ankle on the farm?

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chubbear 14

Well, like my grandma likes to say, if you're going to do it, do it right! Or something to that degree. I'm sorry it all kinda dominoed like that, OP.

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