Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat, slipped on dog shit, and fell face-first onto a staircase, breaking my glasses and front left tooth. As I tried to get up, my bag got stuck on the railing and tore. FML
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ChromoTec
| 24
6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.
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RichardPencil
| 30
I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.
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ChromoTec
| 24
6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.
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RichardPencil
| 30
I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.
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blightsight
| 10
Where is it 113°F? Unless you're exaggerating
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RichardPencil
| 30
Do you not see that the OP is from India? In India in July, 113F is certainly possible.
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SWalks
| 4
it gets like that in canada aswell not just middle east. you must just live in a cold area bud
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Davros
| 12
In that kind of heat I thought the shit would dry up quickly. I guess it just melts like chocolate.
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tranced_
| 44
Get schwifty in heeeree 😝💩👀🚶🏃
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real life problems
| 26
I know a great dentist that will fix that tooth, and throw in a root canal or two
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Megan Utley
| 8
Go home and try again tomorrow
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openawhole00
| 6
Are you the same person who fell in horse shit and broke their ankle on the farm?
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Charlie Given
| 23
DAMN!!!! sorry that's all I can say
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chubbear
| 14
Well, like my grandma likes to say, if you're going to do it, do it right! Or something to that degree. I'm sorry it all kinda dominoed like that, OP.