Health, Sleep, Gamers and Relatable: Zombie - FML

Zombie

By Night Owl No More - 13/08/2022 04:00

Today, I had to explain to my gaming friends that I can't be a night owl anymore because of a major health scare where I was suddenly unable to sleep at all. I now have to take sleeping pills every night and abide by a strict sleeping schedule. My friends are bummed out, and I feel bad for them. Fuck insomnia. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 August 2022 4:39

Start playing with Moldovan and Tanzanian gamers so you can waste your days while they waste their nights playing games.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 August 2022 4:39

Start playing with Moldovan and Tanzanian gamers so you can waste your days while they waste their nights playing games.

Cz22mv 14

Saturday 13 August 2022 6:40

Whatever they have you on for sleeping won’t work. You’ll be exhausted every time you wake up and spend all your time dreaming of getting some good sleep. It’ll never happen and life will suck forever.

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Aujourd'hui, mes amis se moquent grassement d'un "homme en robe" au détour d'une balade. Je les avais réunis pour leur expliquer que je suis transgenre. VDM

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Aujourd'hui, je suis rejoint par un collègue devant les pissotières. J'ai du mal à me détendre lorsqu'il y a quelqu'un à côté et prends donc mon mal en patience. Au bout de quelques secondes, je me rends compte qu'il en est de même pour lui. Grand moment de solitude à deux. VDM

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Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

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