Love and School: Today, my crush asked to speak with me in private. He took me...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2018 19:30 - Australia

Today, my crush asked to speak with me in private. He took me to a secluded area and asked if my best friend was interested in him. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 9 March 2018 1:38

Ask yourself this. Did you ever make a move on him? Because if not, you don't get to complain when he likes someone else.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 9 March 2018 2:02

Finish Him!

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Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 9 March 2018 1:38

Ask yourself this. Did you ever make a move on him? Because if not, you don't get to complain when he likes someone else.

yeongji 31

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Saturday 10 March 2018 6:32

True, but it can also be another way of her crush indirectly rejecting her moves.

Rabite 28

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Saturday 10 March 2018 12:38

She's not even complaining. Just stating an unfortunate situation.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 9 March 2018 2:02

Finish Him!

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 9 March 2018 4:09

“No, not in the least. You should lower your standards and settle for me.” That’s a good pick-up line for me. Good luck!

DanielleinDC 32

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Friday 9 March 2018 6:16

I hope you had the presence of mind to say, "No, but I am."

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 9 March 2018 8:20

Was thinking the same thing.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 9 March 2018 15:15

He didn't do it on purpose. And if he did, he's a jerk and you deserve better.

ARISKomuniszt 24

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Friday 9 March 2018 17:49

A crushing blow, I'm sure...

Rabite 28

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Saturday 10 March 2018 12:37

Here come all the people who either blame her for not asking him out or blame him for doing it on purpose. You know, some situations are just unlucky with noone to blame or read stuff into it. You can't force people to like someone anyways.

leeloo7 22

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Saturday 10 March 2018 13:30

He’s not chocolate, nothing gained nothing lost, 🤷‍♀️ just keep looking for your chocolate 🍫

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 1:01

Well? Is she? I’m dying of suspense here!

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