By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Was it a surprise or planned? If it was a surprise he may have just not known. If it was planned... he's a jerk.

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wanted_2_want 40

I'm pretty sure he missed the dessert... if you know what I mean.

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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Was it a surprise or planned? If it was a surprise he may have just not known. If it was planned... he's a jerk.

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wanted_2_want 40

I'm pretty sure he missed the dessert... if you know what I mean.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Wouldn't have that problem if you made pizza.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

$5 he showed up after midnight drunk because his buddies took him out drinking.

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Glowworm56 26

He's not getting any birthday desert tonight.

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cacheson 41

He's definitely not getting birthday dessert, but he's almost certainly getting a desert. :D

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Glowworm56 26

Thanks, didn't realize my silly spelling mistake.

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CRC_101 31

It's his birthday. Aside from it being rude for him not to tell you - IF he didn't - I feel like he should get to decide what he does for his birthday. If he suddenly got an opportunity to do something fun, shouldn't he get to?

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RichardPencil 30

He probably wanted to avoid mentioning the dirty knife.

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Ruby_Gloomy 3

I know how you feel today is my birthday also and my husband is still working and I had to cook my own birthday breakfast, lunch and dinner.. and I'm still waiting on him to come home because I'm gonna hit him with this bottle wine

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piinksock 17

you're coming off a little entitled there. is he at work? maybe he'll do something nice for you tomorrow or on the weekend.

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