By Wtf - 17/05/2017 22:00

Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
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lilfuzzy 10
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happy birthday! here's your gift! Its a restraining order.....

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Winchesterbride 9
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how did you stay that long though?

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Winchesterbride 9
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how did you stay that long though?

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lilfuzzy 10
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happy birthday! here's your gift! Its a restraining order.....

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ayyy_bro 26
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Or you could just change your number and get on with your life?

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sweetbliss3 37
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blocking is simpler and without the hassle.

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Glowworm56 25
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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear psycho ex-boyfriend. Happy birthday to you.

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Druu 53
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Happy Birthday, you crazy nut job! Here's that restraining order you always wanted! Try it on! Don't worry if it's an exact fit -- I can't even tell from 500 yards away!

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Druu 53
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not* an exact fit, obviously. Bring back the edit button!

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itsameeeekatrino 5

maybe they have kids together or something

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RinoaHeartilly 36
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That wouldn't matter.

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RichardPencil 30
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You should have sent him a warm bag of dogshit, just to let him know you hadn't forgotten him completely.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17
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Block him and don't respond. Selfish people tend to act entitled. Your ex sounds like a narcissist.

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DanielleinDC 32
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He never got you a gift, and you stuck with him for seven years? That said, block the guy's number. And if he calls you from other numbers, restraining order.

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