FML : Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used...

Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wtf - / Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:00 /

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By lilfuzzy | 9

#7456511 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:18

happy birthday! here's your gift! Its a restraining order.....

By Winchesterbride | 9

#7456508 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:11

how did you stay that long though?

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By Winchesterbride | 9

#7456508 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:11

how did you stay that long though?

By lilfuzzy | 9

#7456511 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:18

happy birthday! here's your gift! Its a restraining order.....

By ayyy_bro | 26

#7456520 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:43

Or you could just change your number and get on with your life?

sweetbliss3 | 37

#7457146 - Friday 19 May 2017 3:40

blocking is simpler and without the hassle.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7456523 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:49

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear psycho ex-boyfriend. Happy birthday to you.

By Druu | 53

#7456526 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 22:54

Happy Birthday, you crazy nut job! Here's that restraining order you always wanted! Try it on! Don't worry if it's an exact fit -- I can't even tell from 500 yards away!

Druu | 53

#7456553 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 23:57

not* an exact fit, obviously. Bring back the edit button!

By itsameeeekatrino | 5

#7456533 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 23:07

maybe they have kids together or something

RinoaHeartilly | 32

#7456692 - Thursday 18 May 2017 8:10

That wouldn't matter.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7456552 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 23:51

You should have sent him a warm bag of dogshit, just to let him know you hadn't forgotten him completely.

By TheyCallMeDamien | 17

#7456566 - Thursday 18 May 2017 0:27

Block him and don't respond. Selfish people tend to act entitled. Your ex sounds like a narcissist.

By Regulate | 21

#7456596 - Thursday 18 May 2017 2:09

He's a butt.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7457006 - Thursday 18 May 2017 21:18

He never got you a gift, and you stuck with him for seven years? That said, block the guy's number. And if he calls you from other numbers, restraining order.