By Wtf - 17/05/2017 22:00

Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 642
You deserved it 405

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happy birthday! here's your gift! Its a restraining order.....

how did you stay that long though?

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how did you stay that long though?

happy birthday! here's your gift! Its a restraining order.....

Or you could just change your number and get on with your life?

blocking is simpler and without the hassle.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear psycho ex-boyfriend. Happy birthday to you.

Happy Birthday, you crazy nut job! Here's that restraining order you always wanted! Try it on! Don't worry if it's an exact fit -- I can't even tell from 500 yards away!

not* an exact fit, obviously. Bring back the edit button!

itsameeeekatrino 5

maybe they have kids together or something

That wouldn't matter.

You should have sent him a warm bag of dogshit, just to let him know you hadn't forgotten him completely.

Block him and don't respond. Selfish people tend to act entitled. Your ex sounds like a narcissist.

He never got you a gift, and you stuck with him for seven years? That said, block the guy's number. And if he calls you from other numbers, restraining order.