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By  Druu  |  50

Happy Birthday, you crazy nut job! Here's that restraining order you always wanted! Try it on! Don't worry if it's an exact fit -- I can't even tell from 500 yards away!

By  itsameeeekatrino  |  5

maybe they have kids together or something


Today, to keep my dog from barking in my ear in the car, I put a buzz collar on him. It worked: he barked once, the collar vibrated, he shut up. Then, his 75 pounds trembling in terror, he pissed himself and all over the back seat. FML

By ThatBackfired - / Thursday 17 November 2016 15:51 /
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