FML : Help, I'm stranded!

Help, I'm stranded!

Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LexMarie12 - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 18:00 /

Work

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7425377 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 08:12

I assume you'll get paid for your time until you leave? Sounds like a wind-wind situation for you.

By species4872 | 19

#7425327 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 06:21

You must be pretty gusty to stay there by yourself.

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By species4872 | 19

#7425327 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 06:21

You must be pretty gusty to stay there by yourself.

By itssnotfunny | 24

#7425368 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 07:54

Oh man, this one really blew me away.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7425377 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 08:12

I assume you'll get paid for your time until you leave? Sounds like a wind-wind situation for you.

By Cali | 45

#7426090 - Friday 17 March 2017 04:44

You guys are so easy-breezy with the puns here!

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