By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 689
You deserved it 188

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In the words of George Costanza, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in".

More time with hot nurses?!?!? You lucky dog! “Always look on the bright side of life...”

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In the words of George Costanza, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in".

You know that's Al Pacino from "The Godfather," right? Don't mean to ruin your day, but George Costanza didn't make up, "You can't handle the truth!" either.

I said that George said it. I didn't say he was the first to say it. Ya see, it's all in the wording.

More time with hot nurses?!?!? You lucky dog! “Always look on the bright side of life...”

Who voted ‘you deserved it’??

ffl275 21

That’s terrible! I hope your injuries aren’t too bad

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Have yourself a nice T-Bone steak when you get out.

With OP's luck, he'd probably wind up choking and going right back to the E.R.

You can't catch a break, can you, OP? I'm so sorry this happened. Hope you recover quickly from the accident.

Donut_Wizard 23

We have the technology. We can rebuild him. But due to budget cutbacks we will have to resort to Tinker Toys instead.