By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

In the words of George Costanza, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in".

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RichardPencil 30

More time with hot nurses?!?!? You lucky dog! “Always look on the bright side of life...”

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Dave_Davington 33

In the words of George Costanza, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in".

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RichardPencil 30

You know that's Al Pacino from "The Godfather," right? Don't mean to ruin your day, but George Costanza didn't make up, "You can't handle the truth!" either.

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Dave_Davington 33

I said that George said it. I didn't say he was the first to say it. Ya see, it's all in the wording.

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RichardPencil 30

More time with hot nurses?!?!? You lucky dog! “Always look on the bright side of life...”

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ffl275 21

That’s terrible! I hope your injuries aren’t too bad

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Have yourself a nice T-Bone steak when you get out.

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corrupteddevil 12

With OP's luck, he'd probably wind up choking and going right back to the E.R.

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DanielleinDC 33

You can't catch a break, can you, OP? I'm so sorry this happened. Hope you recover quickly from the accident.

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Donut_Wizard 23

We have the technology. We can rebuild him. But due to budget cutbacks we will have to resort to Tinker Toys instead.

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