By Howhardisittoclosethefuckingdooryouidiot - 5/1/2018 09:00 - United States
Today, I discovered that my obese 57-year-old mother’s flat-out refusal to close the door when she uses the bathroom doesn’t change even when I have friends over. FML
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By  saberjpg  |  6

If she's 57, you are probably at least 22 years old. Time to grow up, get a real job, and move into a place where your mom won't be using the bathroom except for when she visits. Problem solved, and you're welcome.

  Cali  |  54

When my parents were 57, my sibling was just a 16-year-old high school student! Some people have kids late!

  lexos  |  16

In the Netherlands it's pretty common that kids live with their parents until they graduate. It saves you a lot of money and you have more time to focus on your study since you don't have to run a household. So if op is in a similar situation I can understand why he doesn't move out.

  Suaria  |  37

My mom had my sister when she was 40. So when my mom is 57, my sister will be 17. I knew a guy who's mom had him at 50. So some people do have kids late. Not everyone has kids between 18-39.

By  OCD_NME  |  17

Solution: Everytime you walk by, stare her straight in the eye and say something weird and awkward and if that doesn't work, take pictures and post them online with a funny capton and tag her in it.