Miscellaneous and School: Today, I discovered that my obese 57-year-old mother’s flat-out...

By Howhardisittoclosethefuckingdooryouidiot - 05/01/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my obese 57-year-old mother’s flat-out refusal to close the door when she uses the bathroom doesn’t change even when I have friends over. FML

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sharond23 10

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:56

So would it be ok if she wasn't obese? and is this something she just started?

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:22

That’s one hell of a name dude.

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:22

That’s one hell of a name dude.

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:23

But seriously, you should just close it for her. If she complains, oh well.

interesting33 36

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Monday 8 January 2018 0:10

it says 'flat out refusal' which suggests to me that she won't stand for it being closed by someone else.

gobiteme2 34

Friday 5 January 2018 20:33

Should have called himself "Open door"

sweetbliss3 37

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:24

you just discovered this? can she get the door closed? maybe she smells funny and needs some ventilation. you could close the door for her.

mike3775 35

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:50

Sorry OP but if you don’t like it, move out. Even if you are a teenager, you grew up with it so it should not be a surprise now.

sharond23 10

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:56

So would it be ok if she wasn't obese? and is this something she just started?

kingodsucksville 18

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Saturday 6 January 2018 5:29

Obesity just makes it worse

Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 9 June 2018 23:25

It'd be less disgusting yes

Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 5 January 2018 15:59

I suppose she takes pride in her creations.

esra99 12

Friday 5 January 2018 16:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

lexos 16

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Friday 5 January 2018 19:03

Cause everyone likes to watch while his mother takes a dump.

Ashley Shaniece Holt 13

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Friday 5 January 2018 17:13

She’s probably doing it on purpose to encourage you to move out

saberjpg 6

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Friday 5 January 2018 17:39

If she's 57, you are probably at least 22 years old. Time to grow up, get a real job, and move into a place where your mom won't be using the bathroom except for when she visits. Problem solved, and you're welcome.

Cali 54

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Friday 5 January 2018 19:24

When my parents were 57, my sibling was just a 16-year-old high school student! Some people have kids late!

lexos 16

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Saturday 6 January 2018 10:30

In the Netherlands it's pretty common that kids live with their parents until they graduate. It saves you a lot of money and you have more time to focus on your study since you don't have to run a household. So if op is in a similar situation I can understand why he doesn't move out.

Suaria 38

Wednesday 10 January 2018 0:25

My mom had my sister when she was 40. So when my mom is 57, my sister will be 17. I knew a guy who's mom had him at 50. So some people do have kids late. Not everyone has kids between 18-39.

manb91uk 22

Friday 5 January 2018 17:44

Maybe she was hoping to be a MILF instead of a MIRWLF

DingusGinger 19

Friday 5 January 2018 20:08

I feel you, whole family does it, my mother's 38, my dad's 39, and my sister is 17. the only one who shuts the door when people are over is my sister, but I wish you best of luck.