FML : Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having...

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Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 July 2018 05:00 /

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By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#7661077 - Saturday 14 July 2018 5:59

If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.

By azouwa | 26

#7653802 - Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:01

Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.

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By azouwa | 26

#7653802 - Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:01

Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.

By jk_waks | 19

#7661073 - Saturday 14 July 2018 5:25

This is so sweet really!

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7661076 - Saturday 14 July 2018 5:52

Is that really so much to ask? I think not.

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#7661077 - Saturday 14 July 2018 5:59

If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.

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rebeccabyram | 15

#7661838 - Monday 16 July 2018 7:10

And the thumbs up is on 69 when I'm writing this

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7661078 - Saturday 14 July 2018 6:15

Uh oh!
Seems like great grandpa forgot to take his regular vitamins and he grabbed the blue pill by ‘mistake’

A bit Kinky guy. I’d say.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7661079 - Saturday 14 July 2018 6:19

Did you really want to stay?

Why wouldn’t their kid, your grandma, want to leave, too?

Anyways, look at the genetic future you have: boners at 92!!

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7661081 - Saturday 14 July 2018 6:29

A quote from the movie The Bucket List:
“Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a boner, and never trust a fart.”

By Akitakat | 28

#7661088 - Saturday 14 July 2018 7:09

This sounds like a movie I’ve seen. Can’t quite remember the genre though.

By real life problems | 26

#7661094 - Saturday 14 July 2018 7:25

Dust flying everywhere probably

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7661096 - Saturday 14 July 2018 7:29

Far be it from you to cock block a 92 year old.

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