By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.

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azouwa 26

Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.

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azouwa 26

Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.

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Dave_Davington 33

Is that really so much to ask? I think not.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.

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rebeccabyram 15

And the thumbs up is on 69 when I'm writing this

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wanted_2_want 40

Uh oh! Seems like great grandpa forgot to take his regular vitamins and he grabbed the blue pill by ‘mistake’ A bit Kinky guy. I’d say.

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RichardPencil 30

Did you really want to stay? Why wouldn’t their kid, your grandma, want to leave, too? Anyways, look at the genetic future you have: boners at 92!!

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boopingsnoot 24

A quote from the movie The Bucket List: “Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a boner, and never trust a fart.”

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Akitakat 31

This sounds like a movie I’ve seen. Can’t quite remember the genre though.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Far be it from you to **** block a 92 year old.

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