FML : Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the...

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Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pist - / Sunday 13 May 2018 01:30 /

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By DraftHail614 | 17

#7633747 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:05

Sounds like urine a tough situation. Said it. I'll uh... I'll see myself out.

By thelittlemissy | 28

#7633745 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:01

What a peetty thing to do!

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By interesting33 | 36

#7627737 - Thursday 26 April 2018 22:46

Make it a competition. Pee through a smaller one. Mark your territory!

By Echo 8802 | 14

#7629817 - Wednesday 2 May 2018 21:00

http://www.fmylife.com/article/today-i-got-a-complaint-from-my-neighbour-saying-that-she-witnessed-my-son-stick-his-penis-through_272447.html#comments is this relevant?!

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Cali | 52

#7633759 - Sunday 13 May 2018 4:43

That post was submitted while this one was in moderation, so it was probably a copycat.

By joeyl1990 | 28

#7633742 - Sunday 13 May 2018 2:42

If you were Bear Grylls this would be a good thing

By thelittlemissy | 28

#7633745 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:01

What a peetty thing to do!

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DraftHail614 | 17

#7633746 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:04

Get out.

By DraftHail614 | 17

#7633747 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:05

Sounds like urine a tough situation. Said it. I'll uh... I'll see myself out.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7633749 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:12

Snip snip.

By dexter420 | 21

#7633751 - Sunday 13 May 2018 3:37

You were pissed off and on

By manb91uk | 21

#7633755 - Sunday 13 May 2018 4:01

I swear I saw an FML from someone who caught their kid pissing through a hole in the fence a few days ago... Coincide?

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Cali | 52

#7633761 - Sunday 13 May 2018 4:47

That FML was submitted after this one, so it was probably just a copycat.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7633757 - Sunday 13 May 2018 4:28

If he could pee through a small hole, he’s going to have big problems in the future. Or maybe not so big ;)

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7633831 - Sunday 13 May 2018 11:51

Is your neighbours' son R Kelly?

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