Kids and Health: Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when... - FML

By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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DraftHail614 17

Sunday 13 May 2018 3:05

Sounds like urine a tough situation. Said it. I'll uh... I'll see myself out.

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Thursday 26 April 2018 22:46

Make it a competition. Pee through a smaller one. Mark your territory!

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interesting33 36

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Thursday 26 April 2018 22:46

Make it a competition. Pee through a smaller one. Mark your territory!

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 21:00

http://www.fmylife.com/article/today-i-got-a-complaint-from-my-neighbour-saying-that-she-witnessed-my-son-stick-his-penis-through_272447.html#comments is this relevant?!

Cali 54

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Sunday 13 May 2018 4:43

That post was submitted while this one was in moderation, so it was probably a copycat.

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Sunday 13 May 2018 2:42

If you were Bear Grylls this would be a good thing

thelittlemissy 29

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Sunday 13 May 2018 3:01

What a peetty thing to do!

DraftHail614 17

Sunday 13 May 2018 3:04

Get out.

DraftHail614 17

Sunday 13 May 2018 3:05

Sounds like urine a tough situation. Said it. I'll uh... I'll see myself out.

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 13 May 2018 3:12

Snip snip.

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Sunday 13 May 2018 3:37

You were pissed off and on

manb91uk 22

Sunday 13 May 2018 4:01

I swear I saw an FML from someone who caught their kid pissing through a hole in the fence a few days ago... Coincide?

Cali 54

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Sunday 13 May 2018 4:47

That FML was submitted after this one, so it was probably just a copycat.

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Sunday 13 May 2018 4:28

If he could pee through a small hole, he’s going to have big problems in the future. Or maybe not so big ;)

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Sunday 13 May 2018 11:51

Is your neighbours' son R Kelly?

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