More whine?
By Sonofaquiche - 30/06/2017 22:00 - Germany - Gochsheim
By Sonofaquiche - 30/06/2017 22:00 - Germany - Gochsheim
By DangerousDriver - 03/07/2017 22:10
By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00
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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge
By horribletimeeverywhere74747 - 11/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Navarre
By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00
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By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia
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By I can't stand leg puns - 20/08/2018 21:11 - United Kingdom - Feltham
Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with a foot on the end, it's not one of the fully realistic ones, and I was wearing shorts so it was kinda obvious. Next, to those saying she may have been disabled in her own way: Unless she was severely mentally disabled, she still didn't need to shout at me, and I know her locally, she's just a bit of a bitch. Also there was only like 2 other people on the bus, and about 6 free disabled seats, she just wanted MY seat. And yes I realise I post a lot of stuff, life sucks haha. It isn't as consistent as my posting makes it appear, some of these stories happened a while ago, but how many FMLs actually happened that day? I'll try and think of another for you guys next week hahaha. And to whoever said I need my own section on FML, I won't complain hahaha. Thanks for reading the rant, see ya!
By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 23:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill
By WiseGuy0481 - 19/12/2016 20:18 - United States
When we were together it was constant comments about how I was barely staying afloat and "how could I take care of her if I could barely take care of myself?". I was trying everything I could to make her happy but she would not let it go. It ended up being part of the reason we split. That was almost a year ago. I now work for a great company and make really good money. I just bought my car last month. I see her coming out of the store and all those talks came shooting back into my head. I just wanted her to see me happy and doing well....ok I wanted her to feel dumb and regret splitting up. Nevertheless I blared the music and slowly rolled right into a car backing out. Luckily it barely scratched it. I saw no regret in her eyes, laughter yes, regret no. So yes I deserved it. Karma sucks.
By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30
By job hunter - 18/05/2017 12:00 - United States - New York
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By SeeingGreen - 08/05/2017 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne
By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33
By Melonn3105 - 15/08/2017 03:45 - Brunei
By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst
By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 31/05/2017 21:00 - Ecuador
By Uniforms - 29/03/2017 12:00
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Hey guy and girls, OP here. As someone mentioned drinking age is different in Germany. Roughly speaking: Beer and Wine at the age of 16, the hard stuff at 18. So don't worry about me being an underage drinker ;) they probably thought so since i had someone over before, when they were gone, but always told them. They're cool with it though. Also i definitely do not have an alcohol problem. Actually i rarely drink at all. These were just two nights in a row on which i enjoyed sitting outside, looking at the sunset, listening to music and drinking a glass or two of wine. So i didn't even get drunk. Concerning the drink from the bottle tip: rest assured it will be taken into consideration for the next time :D